Temi

[Cotton Candy 🥀🍭🌷🎀 @Rainedroid]

Papa Ajasco was right, cause Ojigbijigbijigbi fr omo 😭

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

ETA?

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

No app comes close Broo, Twitter is sooo funnyyyy

[luka sabbat @whoisluka]

Goyard ain’t never make this many backpacks

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

Van der Waals force btw, sounds so confident for a very weak bond 😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[jason @cubana_WL]

Wisely o, foolishly o…. The money still Dey disappear 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Walter 🌹 @retlaw1016]

I kinda hate how biblioteca means library but librería means bookstore

[Vic @LAN8VE]

FUCK THAT STUPID LITTLE LYING ASS CORGI

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i hate no U-turn signs on perfectly U-turnable streets because watch me

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pretending to crash a car while LaMelo is at the line is diabolical

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m convinced that all the different tiers at a car wash do the exact same thing

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

wait doesn’t that technically make him… onset? LMAO

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

I wanna say fuck this job every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down 😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

He electrocuted the whole neighbourhood with his strike 😭

https://t.co/LV611ry41q

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

There’s no sluttier words than ‘boarding complete’ while there’s an empty seat next to you.

[Will Bredderman @WillBredderman]

Worst of all, gym classes are making them run miles an Uber could cover in less than a minute.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Not you, your holiness. I meant Nick Pope

[Bobby hates Bernardo Silva @Bobby_FamSeni]

Ngl idk how people drive cross country like you just know the road to Anambra????