Mohammed Asif Ahmed

Selfish. Emotionally Challenged

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@UTDIMole Casemiro

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter when Cristiano Ronaldo scores

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@dostoevesque Please share the link bro

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@ugach_kahitarii Share bro

[Queerly @marcel_aromeh]

Best line ever “does your dad know you do this?” 😂😂😂

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@Stan_Subru Yo race is wild, tune in 😂!!

[𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧 @ImHydro45]

"I don't support CJP, I support the students"

This boy has got more IQ than BJP IT celliyas.

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@SwiggyCares You helped me more than any of helpline people ever did. Thank you for resolving the issue so quickly. !!!

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

My order was leaking as informed by delivery person, so i cancelled the order. Now I can't reach out to anyone who can help with my order or customer care is helpful. I want a refund or my order, please help.@SwiggyCares

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@my_escplan MANALI 😭😶‍🌫️

[iAm-paquetta @guesswhoiiamm]

“worst case scenario I’ll make it. best case scenario I’ll make it big.”

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@JezCorden Why does it sound like ps2 intro 😭😭😭

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@durgesh_n8 I've never felt this disgusted.

[ANMOL JAMWAL @jammypants4]

This Salman Khan-Raj & DK collab, if true, is the most exciting announcement for Bhai in years

All the potential to be a banger if the star fully submits to the talented duo

A self aware comedy on a retired superhero is hilarious, age appropriate & so exciting

Here’s hoping 🙏

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@durgesh_n8 @SarvamAI Tell me more about this @durgesh_n8 !

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@waitin4agi_ Can't wait to play it boss!

[Ishan Sukul @isawsukul]

@iAsifMe Thank you!

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

Ishan, I completely agree with you. So many in my office have their own setup and has kreo products as well. I myself waiting to buy kreo swarm eventually.
When you launched kreo monitor, that's was like yay moment!.. at least competitive product from a indian brand. 👏👏👏

[Ishan Sukul @isawsukul]

https://t.co/6b3PAUXTLi

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@durgesh_n8 😂😂😂😂

[Mohammed Asif Ahmed @iAsifMe]

@Portfolio_Bull Petrol is travel? Cab expenses are it's 2k minimum (4-6 trips).
Monthly subscriptions - easy 1-2k.