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I love how @waze warns us nkt to type in the app while driving but drops an ad over the map every 5 minutes forcing us to clear it to see the road. Brilliant.

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨

Per source: Uncle Rico granted 5th year of eligibility. Will suit up for Bishop Sycamore this weekend

#bishopsycamore

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Idk what you got on your plate but we gon need you to drop it cuz we need this movie made ASAP! 🤣@funnyblackdude

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Just saw a commercial and the fuck bag kid stole $40, from his mom's wallet for vape juice. Didn't even buy coke. Fuckin loser

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@PatrickChung23 Man you had me telling every group chat im in that we getting Deshaun 🤣

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Your move @Patriots

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@rudejudeforeal they stole your game son

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@King_Shizz__ 💀

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

@celtics sign Cream Biggums to a 4 year $125M max deal

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Anyone check on Bronny in the last 24-hours?

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Does anyone know the science behind why farts smell better in the shower?

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How about we just get to watch basketball

-Jeff Van Gundy

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Sometimes when i get off the elevator i pretend the walk to my apartment is my WWF entrance

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@CoolWhipIV 🤣 yup

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They boo'd the moment of unity.
Lol 🤦🏾‍♂️

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🙃 #Bucksvsheat #NBAPlayoffs #nbaonespn

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Does anyone even smoke crack anymore or did they all switch to dope?

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If "the grass isn't always greener" was a person

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Hey Ant I just used and random realtor to buy a house!

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