Brooklyn Chill Guy

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New Jersey or Nowhere

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC first lady Rama Duwaji sports eyebrow-raising dress at City Hall ceremony https://t.co/WjwIzjflJi

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@earlboykins The Union Sq Whole Foods is MUCH worse, my brother in Christ

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my theory is since transplant New Yorkers live in unnatural, isolated cages, void of family, religion, meaning, history, empathy, and humanity, they need to artificially engineer reasons to live

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you know it’s hot in New York when you pretend to shop around in a Trader Joe’s or Walgreens just to feel the AC

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@EndWokeness You know where you can lower and raise the volume? Your own car.

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the barista when you ask what’s the wifi code

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the McD’s off the Bruckner in Hunts Points. they’ll love you.

[Mads @madsf88]

best cafes to work from in nyc?

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you should see the density of ambitious people on 125th & Lex

[Gabe Einhorn @EinhornGabe]

You don't move to NYC for the rent.
Not for the weather.
Not for the space.

You move because the density of ambitious people per square block is higher than anywhere else on Earth.

That's the whole product.

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thankful for these community volunteers helping to clean up our streets

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“LWS”

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you know the gas prices and tolls are getting bad when you see Hasidic Jews taking the train

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@HannaCanadia -Chambers Street J Train station
-bathroom in the Chopt on 52nd & 3rd (I have the code)
-bathroom in the SI Ferry terminal
-anywhere in the AMC Empire 25
-any northbound 2-3 Train
-anywhere on St Nicholas between W 168--181
-underneath the 125th St el as it passes
-the Bronx

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@negroprogrammer Canarsie-Rockaway Pkwy L train stop

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@SrDiegoLima congrats you now look like Cillian Murphy

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the way you can walk around Manhattan and just automatically tell who is from California

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please don’t visit or move to NYC this summer. please let us who suffered here through last winter enjoy it fully.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 or becayse they think you’re gay

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@CarterNixon He’s definitely had Juvederm jaw filler and/or taken HGH to make his chin grow. Also yes I can imagine he is exquisitely cruel in real life.

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@simonetheepony Staten Island has an AMC dine-in, two Regals, and an Alamo Drafthouse but yall not ready to talk about that

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@HumansNoContext someone needs to make a Down With The Sickness edit