Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.
I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling ”what are you? Ive never seen one like you?“ and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I’m speechless