Bristolfeeble

Hyperbole, absurd claims and sycophancy from the ministry of truth, Bristol section. parody of a parody

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

This is all your fault Marvin Rees. Labour made me do this. I hope you can live with yourselves *commits suicide* 😣🔫

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

I can't carry on without @GeorgeFergusonx as mayor. My life has no meaning any more

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

This is the end

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Despondent

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Vote Georgefergusonx as Bristol mayor and help him keep fracking local https://t.co/7XcrNldlvt

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Printing errors in that https://t.co/SPCb7ufIA2

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Georgefergusonx personally caresses the forehead of every newborn baby whelped in the city's hospitals

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

PROOF that Georgefergusonx doesn't say fuck off to everyone https://t.co/z2f3OCbkZL

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

This part is St Mathias college was green space, but under Georgefergusonx we're glad it's being built on

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Georgefergusonx for the alliance

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Georgefergusonx wasn't responsible for Metrobus, it was the big boys that did it. I saw them, they came here and they're wot done it

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Georgefergusonx tried to save the dinosaurs, but the major political parties killed them.

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Georgefergusonx will bring Eurovision to Bristol if he wins.

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

If you don't vote for Georgefergusonx you're a cunt.

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Don't forget the Bristol fanfare Georgefergusonx composed https://t.co/qpnyDuYkoL

[Ian Robinson @Ian_R_]

This is why #Bristol is great and why we need @GeorgeFergusonx as #mayor!!

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Vote uncle George for more everything

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Georgefergusonx is Banksy!! Vote for him

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

Vote Georgefergusonx for shits n giggles

[Bristolfeeble @iBristolfeeble]

It was Georgefergusonx not labour who brought down the Berlin Wall thus reuniting east and west Germany