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[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

Baba yetu utupe mkate wetu wa kila siku, utujaze nguvu tupate kudumu ndani ya game....
~ X- Plastaz

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

@spectatorindex Italian Job 👀

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

@Afruturist Math isn’t mathing 😂

[Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE]

The peacekeeper is at it again. The talks with Iran were just a cover. Everyone knew that. So who has more patience to wait for the enemy’s sorry end now? The US is just 249 years old. The Persian Empire was founded over 2500 years ago. Let’s see what happens in 100 years or so…

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Dude found a lost phone and held it up until the owner came to unlock it with Face ID. Everyone holding their breath while he tries to unlock his phone. When it finally opens, crowd erupts in cheers. 🥳

Wholesome humanity in seconds. ❤️

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

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[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

😂😂🙌

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

And the list will go on

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Rúben Amorim was the 10th manager to take charge of Manchester United since Sir Alex Ferguson’s departure 😲

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

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[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

#BreakingNews
The pilot announced, “We will land after half an hour.”

Then he forgot to turn off the mic and told the co-pilot, “First I will drink some hot tea ☕.
then I will kiss the air hostess.” 💋

When the air hostess heard this, she ran to turn off the mic but tripped on a child’s foot and fell. The child said, “Why are you in such a hurry? He said he will drink tea first.”🙄

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🔙 In 2015, Rafa Benitez's wife said this after her husband became Real Madrid manager:

🎙️ "Real Madrid are the third of José Mourinho's old teams that Rafa has coached. We tidy up his messes."

👀🗣️ This was Mourinho's response:

“The lady is a bit confused with all respect. I’m not laughing, because her husband went to Chelsea to replace Roberto Di Matteo and he went to Real Madrid and replaced Carlo Ancelotti.

The only club where her husband replaced me was Inter Milan, where in 6 months, he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time.

And for her also to think about me and speak about me, I think she needs to occupy her time, and if she takes care of her husband’s diet, she will have less time to speak about me.” ☠️☠️☠️

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

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[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Dr: wat can u tell Jesus if u met him?

Patient; to heal me

Dr: ure meeting him in 2 days

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

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[Black Nation♥️ @_agneeess]

Judge: Why did police arrest you?

Me: For shopping too early o

Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway,how early were you shopping?

Me: Before the shop opened

[Zoom Afrika @zoomafrika1]

"In Japan a corrupt person kills himself. In China, they will kill him. In Europe they jail him. In Africa, he will present himself for election." ~ Prof. PLO Lumumba

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Believing that Pharmaceutical Companies want to heal you is like believing a Casino wants you to win.

[Opulence! @Theopulenceman]

If Senegalese and Ivorian fans are banned, then their players should seriously reconsider participating. In fact, no African nation should go to that World Cup if this isn't reversed immediately. What an insult.

Football does not exist in isolation from its people. @FIFAcom what is going on? Isn't this against FIFA’s rules and ethics. This is a serious breach of World Cup hosting obligations.

Even Past World Cup hosts accepted fans from hostile or politically tense nations, Russia did. Qatar did. South Africa did. That’s what hosting the World Cup means. You don’t pick and choose who is welcome. If you’re not ready to accept the world, you shouldn’t host it. That is why it is called a World Cup. This is pure discrimination, plain and simple.

If America is not ready to accept visitors from qualified countries, then it is not fit to host the World Cup.

[Joan Reals @joan_reals]

One of the reasons why femicide cases are rising is because, in the name of content creation, we have taught our younger sisters that men owe them. What we fail to tell them is that to whom much is given, much is expected and sometimes what is expected is far more than they are willing or prepared to give.

@IvyWamahiga, you are ruining the future of that sixteen , seventeen , or eighteen year old girl watching your content and looking up to you, thinking you are the shit yet you are not even the fart .
It is saddening to see all this being done for fame that is short-lived than a rabbits erection .

Dear young girls, men are not a source of income. If you are with a man and giving yourself to him simply because he is spending money on you, that is prostitution, not love. Men are not meant to play the role of a husband on a boyfriend’s contract.

Get yourself a source of income. Hold your dignity high. Love a man for his values, character, and shared goals not for the depth of his pockets.

This advice is coming from me a woman who has dated, married, and has her finances in order.
It is safe to consume this kind of advice.

( the pic is dedicated to all old ladies misleading young girls for short lived online fame )

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

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[Kabarole's Finest @WamanyaPious]

So before you eat, “what’s your opinion on treasury bills and bonds and what does the government do to increase or reduce money supply?”

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

At 18, she has choices.
At 18, you have nothing.

At 25, she looks for love.
At 25, you're chasing goals.

At 30, she slows down.
At 30, you're just getting started.

Dear son,

A woman's life starts at 18. A man's life starts at 30. A woman is born with value. A man is born with no value. She has to protect her value. You have to build your value.

I didn't make the rules, Nature did.

[Keyser Söze @iCathbert]

But it’s KISS FM

[Mel✨ @_melvinlucas]

At work ???
Mnakalia your colleagues?

[chaymae | marcie lover @alghullover]

i realised americans were dramatics the day i found out 200lb is just 90kg

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

A relationship is entirely for s€x if you want a man of goals call Halland.

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

Interestingly, it wasn’t the only thing Bosman’s case helped to achieve.

That case also enabled football clubs buy multiple foreign players across the EU. Before Bosman, clubs had the ‘three plus two’ rule which only allowed them name three foreign players and two from the academy.

The rule change brought about by Bosman’s case completely changed the life of Premier League clubs. On the opening weekend of the Premier League, there were only 11 players across the league. A few years later after that rule change, Gianluca Vialli named 11 foreign players in one of his games as Chelsea manage.

In 2005, Arsene Wenger named an entire squad without any Englishman in a game against Palace.

Bosman is probably the reason clubs and players have achieved a huge amount of success. Leagues like the Premier League have the rule to thank because it meant that clubs could sign players of incredible quality to help improve the league.