&

I am not funny.

[Saj Sadiq @SajSadiqCricket]

Shahid Afridi "Harbhajan was told by many not to support a Pakistani cause but he defied all & came to Bahrain for my foundation"

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

'Happy Diwali' is acceptable but 'Diwali Mubarak' is objectionable because Britishers were better than Mughals.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Well damn.

[The Lying Lama 2.0 @KyaUkhaadLega]

Issue with BJP is that they mistake ppl’s loyalty for India as loyalty for BJP. If u don’t act against India’s enemies,U become one of them.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Wo fir bhi mere papa rahenge, word ke sath papa tumahare yahan badlate honge bhai. https://t.co/fDlR3jvSBR

[Pratik Sinha @free_thinker]

Because Mutton Biryani doesn't cause bronchial asthma. https://t.co/gOYVNB2STm

[& @iCercei]

So is your avi https://t.co/CrtKoK5IKX

[Ruhail @ruhail_khalidi]

Women are walking fitna

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

In Argentina's last 8 qualifiers, they only had 2 goal scorers: Lionel Messi
and own goal.

[ab @ffsAdii]

Can Messi do it on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke?

Messi just did it at 2850 metres above sea level on a Tuesday night in Ecuador.

[RG @registability]

Remember when Argentina needed points vs Ecuador and Messi came up with a hat trick? One of the best moments in football history.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Roses are red, College is long

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Yaar wtf is this age. Aadhe friends ke bachche have grown up and started calling me uncle & in my head I'm like, "teri ma hogi uncle."

[PS @dostoevesque]

Dads will be dads 😂😂
https://t.co/ZLpcGApLiq

[JP @Jprz1321]

Bear rescued from fire, won't let go of his hero. Cutest thing ever.

[Aisi Taisi Democracy @AisiTaisiDemo]

Have Oxygen in your country and then come to Uttar Pradesh: UP Tourism catchline (very soon).

[Faizan. @thoraoffbeat]

ded

[bakaitman @bakaitman]

One of the benefits of #Demonetisation
#MumbaiRains

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Me *coughs at home*
Mom : aur piyo thanda paani

Me *living far away from home*
*coughs*

[मुंबई पोलीस Mumbai Police @MumbaiPolice]

'STARK' evidence catches up just when you think we are in complete dark #GOTyou