Austin

Pugs. Suits. Lifting. Guitar.

[Austin @iCoookie]

2026 Goals
-Take some risks
-Learn to rest
-Appreciate the little things
-Be creative
-Continue healthy habits
-Financial growth
-Authenticity
-Be kind

[Austin @iCoookie]

Update: she asked for my number

[Austin @iCoookie]

The hot mom at the gym came without her husband today and the first thing she did was come up to talk to me

[Austin @iCoookie]

The hot mom at the gym came without her husband today and the first thing she did was come up to talk to me

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: China is responsible for 'nudging' Iran to agree for talks with US and now has 'diplomatic capital' with Trump, according to Wall Street Journal report.

[Michael (Hedge Fund Manager) @HedgeFundFomo]

I hate my clients

[Austin @iCoookie]

This morning he said it was winding down lol

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Trump threat to Iran

[Austin @iCoookie]

They say don’t mix uppers and downers, but I still like to hang out with my friends

[Austin @iCoookie]

Reports that the US requested a ceasefire. Likely hoping to end conflict before stocks open up where people will quantitatively see the effects

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

Ice belongs in the lake.

[Austin @iCoookie]

Fuck you

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST!

Photo: Regine Mahaux
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[Austin @iCoookie]

I cannot wait for Green Day to absolutely shit on Trump during the Super Bowl

[Austin @iCoookie]

Protesters are not funded. People just fucking are sick of you, your piece of shit freaky eyed fuck boy, and the whole administration.

[Alexis Wilkins @AlexisWilkins]

To all of the “Conservative” influencers stating (without any knowledge, it seems) that ICE shouldn’t have fired during the altercation in Minneapolis - I am exhausted of the performative “both sides” act. It’s not “too early to say” what occurred. ICE is intentionally outnumbered. Protestors are funded. The rhetoric that’s online, coming from state leadership, and in graffiti on every corner is to kill ICE. The AG of AZ is insinuating that “stand your ground” rule applies for use against ICE officers.

If you want to be critical, why don’t YOU get out there, why don’t YOU put on a bulletproof vest, why don’t YOU serve your country to police streets that you didn’t cause the riot in.

Thank you to the independent media on the ground, risking your safety to bring us proper coverage.

I don’t know exactly what happened, you don’t know exactly what happened and only time will tell how the details are determined.

[Austin @iCoookie]

Used condom looking piece of shit

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

A domestic terrorist tried to assassinate federal law enforcement and this is your response? You and the state’s entire Democrat leadership team have been flaming the flames of insurrection for the singular purpose of stopping the deportation of illegals who invaded the country.

[Austin @iCoookie]

Absolute lies

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here. 

The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming.

Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene. 

The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement. 

About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement. 

This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.

[Austin @iCoookie]

Fuck this administration

[Austin @iCoookie]

Trump speaking at Davos sounds delusional and it’s pissing me off that he has been allowed power and that people find this correct in any way

[Austin @iCoookie]

Stephen Miller looks like a used condom

[Austin @iCoookie]

Kash Patel’s incompetent FBI is probably going to find “self defense” engraved on the bullets and close the investigation

[Austin @iCoookie]

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[Austin @iCoookie]

2025 Goals
Word of the year: CREATE
-Dive more into writing music
-Cook more recipes
-Build guitar storage
-Promotion
-Gym progress/gain muscle
-Financial growth
-Invest in me
-Confident and authentic
-Choose me