𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨

No book promotion, not pushing a 'Life' course, not prize winning & not parody (probably 😉). Elder 🏳‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️: he/him #LGBwiththeT 📡: M7SUX

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

1,573 out of 20,000 seats. That's 7.865% won. Here's what that looks like in crayon.

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

Is the "national election" in the room with us now? Is it still "won" 🤔

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

My lawyers have formally written to Ben Habib.

They demanded an immediate apology and public retraction for the baseless allegations he made today.

I do not take legal action often. But I will not accept slander & politically motivated smears after winning a national election.

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

Dear @BBCRadio3 - any chance of replacing the man currently sitting repeatly on a piano keyboard with some "unwinding" music on your Radio 3 Unwind station?

Be ever so grateful 🤦🏻‍♂️

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

Well, here I am in the UK… another day as a Muslim… living under Sharia Law… for some reason, according to certain stupid-as-fuck Americans 😂

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

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[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

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[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

My apologies - you've been waiting to hear, and I missed a day, but to assure you… I DID receive an Amazon notification, based on my recent shopping (a PC), recommending I buy "Laundry Care Products" - BOTH yesterday and just now.

GREAT MARKETING, BEZOS 👍🏻

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

FOLK HAVE BEEN ASKING how's it going with Amazon incessantly recommending I buy a Pink Floyd t-shirt (0 people).

Well, after a mini PC, I'm glad to report that Amazon ("based on your recent purchase") are recommending I buy washing powder.

How did Bazos make any money 🤦🏻‍♂️

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

Still getting washing powder recommendation notifications. More this morning.

Starting to miss the days of being pummeled with Pink Floyd t-shirt recommendations 🤦🏻‍♂️

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

Dear @BBCNews - I have a TV program I'd like promoting heavily. Can I ask how much #TheTraitors paid for regular coverage from your presenters, particularly yesterday?

I'm sure we can work out something.

We can throw in a red cloak to sweeten the deal…

#StickToNews

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

WAHOO!! No suggestion to buy a Pink Floyd t-shirt today, but based on my only recent purchase of Cat Piss Neutraliser, Amazon are recommending that I probably would like a new Home Cinema 👍🏻

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

3 weeks ago, bought Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon" album. Every day since, @AmazonUK app sends a notification telling me I might like a Pink Floyd t-shirt.

EVERY!

SINGLE!!

DAY!!!

Read the f*cking room, you p*ss-poor, algorithmic imbeciles 🤦🏻‍♂️

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

TODAY on "Shown absolutely no interest in Pink Floyd t-shirts and hoodies" - we think you'd like a Pink Floyd t-shirt or hoodie… again 🤦🏻‍♂️

How on earth did Bezos make any profit with this shit?

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

The mention of "Ian Hislop digitalmediafan" is related to a fake "get-rich-quick" article and scam advertisements circulating online.

The claims of a major scandal broke out are entirely false and are part of a scam to get people to part with their money.

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

@mark_k I think I broke mine 🤔

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

Dear Fragrance Adverts -

I'd be more convinced that Tom Holland endorsed your smell if (a) he spoke, (b) the advert wasn't just clips of him doing stuff completely unrelated to fragrance wearing and (c) HE ACTUALLY PUT THE FRAGRANCE ON AND LIKED IT 🤦🏻‍♂️

#TreatCustomersAsIdiots

[𝒊𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒓 on a Day Off 🚗💨 @iCounsellor]

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