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[niamh @battymoth]

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

[skylar 🤍 @bbyskylarmae]

Not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday.

[Jonathan de Santos @desamting]

Final

[?¿ @esc8p1sm]

deux rayons de soleil et tous mes pb disparaissent jsuis vrmt une ptn de plante

[Georgia Townend @georgiatownend_]

this is how I want my co-workers to act when I’m on annual leave

[taylor-dior rumble @taylordiorr]

“were you photoshopped? or were you photoshopping?”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Enter password

Wrong

Wrong

Wrong

Reset password

New password cant be your old password

[PATHER @patchagil]

Mon fils, qui oublie régulièrement son sac à dos pour l’école, vient de me dire que quand il sera grand, il voudra être parachutiste.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

she had me singing this like i had lost a relationship at age 10

[Chacha🌻🪩 @ChachaVol6]

J'ai acheté un truc à nature et découverte à 600km de chez moi

🧔‍♂️: vous avez la carte nature et découverte?
🙋‍♀️: non
🧔‍♂️: vous la voulez?
🙋‍♀️: non
🧔‍♂️: vous êtes sûre?
🙋‍♀️: j'habite au fin fond de la Drôme
🧔‍♂️: ah ouais vous c'est tous les jours la nature et la découverte

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[fefe @fefewhitee]

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
oppenheimer barbie
please 💣 please 💖