alien.x

Not a Manchester United supporter

[nairamarley @officialnairam1]

Negative effect of smoking marijuana:

1. You now have less marijuana

[alien.x @iDONTmatter3000]

@love_lydia36683 @Unserious_Exrha As all man get freedom of speech for this internet
Make we Dey exercise am Dey go

[Klay 🇵🇹🇨🇦 @UtdKlay]

this is why Manchester United is so hated bro😂

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Slick from Bruno 🥵

@ManUtd

[𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙤 @UTDRico8]

Premier League clubs and their UCLs

Liverpool - 6
Manchester United - 3
Chelsea - 2
Aston Villa - 1
Nottingham Forest - 1
Manchester City- 1
Arsenal - ZERO (0)

I LOVE THIS GAMEEEEE 😭😭😭❤️

[🧊🧊🧊 @iam_KAYC33]

Just saw a video of some bandits beheading someone
Like straight up game of thrones style beheading but this was real
This country is cooked walahi..
It’s literally so easy to get killed here
From police,bandits, even fellow citizens
Omoo
may God remember us
Get your PVC now!!

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes was WAY out in front when it came to creating chances for his team-mates this season! 😲

[Jonny @jonnyescott]

Take note Neville, Scholes and Keane you cancerous rats. This is how former United captains should talk about the current captain and every single thing he says is true

[Bokamoso @bokamosodes]

@FabrizioRomano Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Michael Carrick 🐐🐐🐐.

[(fan) JusticeUTD🇿🇦 @JusticeUtd]

Bruno Fernandes:
How may I assist you

MAGNIFICO 🇵🇹

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes' journey to equalling the single season Premier League assist record 🪄

🔴 @ManUtd

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

I’ve just seen the TOUGHEST Bruno edit ever 😤🔥

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Gr𝟴teful, Hon𝟮𝟬red, Proud. 𝗪𝗘 did it! ❤️

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Bruno 20th Premier League assist
Cunha 10th Premier League goal
Mbeumo 10th Premier League goal
Luke Shaw goal + superb performance
Casemiro emotional farewell + masterclass performance
Mainoo is the future
Martínez & Maguire partnership > solid
Lammens keeps saving us

Carrick ball in the Champions League next season is going to hit different

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

I prayed for tears like these 😂

[alien.x @iDONTmatter3000]

@MattyFC__ 10?

[Commodore. @TheWavyRedd]

My girl asked me who would I save if she was drowning with Bruno Fernandes

I told her, i'd save Bruno Fernandes first, then he'd assist me in saving her.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

COMFORTABLY THE BEST PLAYER IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE THIS SEASON.

HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

20 Premier League assists.

[alien.x @iDONTmatter3000]

Entered X for the porn now I’m stuck on iceman slander 😂😂😂