No One

Based on a true story.

[No One @iDakTv]

I stay neutral in my towns politics but I hate that my town made their whole Fourth of July celebration and parade about politics

[No One @iDakTv]

The Midwestern urge to put corn in every meal you make 🤷‍♂️ #America250

[No One @iDakTv]

You can not mentally phase me, I used to faceeee a half strip of L at a time and watch the movie The Conjuring every time it thunderstormed, just because I loved the energy

🤷‍♂️#idkWhyIAmHere

[No One @iDakTv]

@elonmusk my guy you are doing the best thing you can for people 😁😎🫡

[No One @iDakTv]

Ouuuuuu @elonmusk

[No One @iDakTv]

Felt cute, might go back into twitter hibernation idk 🤷‍♂️ #xyztwt #follow #podcastclips

[No One @iDakTv]

I remember it used to be a challenge to hit a new twitter rollover on tweets! (1k 5k 10k ect) #nostalgia #rememberwhen

[No One @iDakTv]

I forgot that X (formally twitter) helps heal my ADHD because you can literally ramble on and on about nothing and no one gives a fuck, and half of them agree. #X #HereForIt

[No One @iDakTv]

Buenos noches means good night but it also sounds like bueno nachos which means nachos good so I’m with it #WorldCup2026 #America250 #goodnight

[No One @iDakTv]

Ohhhh you have to make a play in the game to see who the players are #LockedIn

[No One @iDakTv]

Saw the SOTU tonight and have decided that when I run for President, my slogan will be ‘worry about US’ hahaha play on words. I’m not a politician. @elonmusk help me lmaoo

[No One @iDakTv]

Hey do y’all remember, in junior high, when every single class got lunch detention for like a week straight because someone kept drawing on the walls in the boys bathroom and they couldn’t figure out who it was? Well I am here today to tell you that it was me.

[No One @iDakTv]

OML if I get my shit together right as ww3 starts? imma implode. #Titan #WW3

[No One @iDakTv]

@FOX4 If someone from arkansas were to say that they would be arrested for suggested drug use

[No One @iDakTv]

Thai and Tai are two very different appendages 😳😫

[No One @iDakTv]

“Pretend there’s a documentary crew filming your success story” -@joerogan ME: ‘y’all were gonna take a few seasons off for remodel.’

[No One @iDakTv]

Hey if there’s no cell service how come we can always still call 911 with no issues

[No One @iDakTv]

If the chiefs win they’ve broken the 10 year matrix

[No One @iDakTv]

What if the ufos are over Canada and Alaska because those are the prettiest parts of the world on radar

[No One @iDakTv]

Why they only over North Amerikkka

[No One @iDakTv]

Aye who tf have all these uapvs and ufos