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[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Drop a cartoon kids today don't know about...

I'll Start: M.A.S.K.

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

How the Solar System moves ☀

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Idris Elba says he was given one warning before auditioning for The Wire: don’t let them know you’re British.

Trevor Noah: “I’ve seen people get shocked when they find out you’re not American.”

Idris Elba: “I was unemployed, bro.”

“I was living in New Jersey. I was bartending, working the door, DJing.”

“Before you know it, you just start speaking like an American.”

“Then my casting director said, ‘This thing has come up. It’s called The Wire.’”

“‘But if you go in, you cannot let them know you aren’t American.’”

“‘This is about Baltimore. It’s very specific.’”

“So I auditioned for four weeks straight in an American accent.”

“Then at the fourth audition, they looked at me and said…”

“‘Idris… where are you from?’”

Trevor Noah: “‘Where are you from?’ That’s the phrase every immigrant is terrified of hearing.”

Idris Elba: “My palms started sweating.”

“I’m thinking… they told you not to say anything.”

“I looked at them and said…”

“‘I’m from East London.’”

“The room just exploded.”

“‘Oh my God… we had a bet.’”

“‘We knew you weren’t from Baltimore or Brooklyn, but we never guessed England.’”

“‘You got the job.’”

“‘We don’t want you to play Avon.”

“We want you to play Stringer Bell.’”

“I walked out thinking…”

“‘Did my life just change?’”

[Queen Afrika @Dear_Afrika]

The Siddi, are an ethnic group living in Pakistan and India. They are primarily descended from the Bantu peoples of the Zanj coast in Southeast Africa, most of whom came to the Indian subcontinent through the Indian Ocean slave trade. Others arrived as merchants, sailors,

[ABDCHAIN @Web3luveer]

Michael Jordan gets completely honest with Stephen Curry about why he's so obsessed with golf.

"I kind of got into golf uh mainly because from a competitive standpoint to me it is the hardest game to play absolutely."

"I can always respond to an opponent a defensive guy offensive guy whatever but in golf it's like playing in a mirror and you battling yourself consistently to try to get Perfection."

"For a competitive person like me this is what keeps me sane you know because when I walk away from the game of basketball... that was enough to keep my competitive juices working."

[UI/UX Savior @UiSavior]

😂

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

DENZEL WASHINGTON telling a hilarious story about SEAN CONNERY. You will laugh as hard as JAMIE FOXX does.

[Memphis Jookin @MemphisJookin]

Mane literally said 🌪️ in some vans 🤯

[Jason Ai. Williams 🍎🍎🍎 @GoingParabolic]

#Bitcoin is down and so are my spirits. My mom sent me this video of when I was dancing in our garage doing the Memphis Juke to 36 Mafia. It made me smile. Love you mom. ❤️❤️❤️

[Handleit Grips @handleitgrips]

The truth 😂 @Gundrummer69

[Steve Skojec @SteveSkojec]

As an unusually large man, I can tell you that putting your mass into a shoulder check like this is one of the most satisfying things you can do.

Yellow shirt guy will be smiling every time he thinks about this for the rest of his life https://t.co/c0g98ndVUh

[Dead Wrong History @deadwronghist]

Carlin told Charlie Rose he'd stopped caring about humanity. Not as a pose — as a genuine philosophical position he'd arrived at after watching every movement he'd ever believed in fail.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The crystal clear waters of Okinawa, Japan

[Anime & Manga @DragonBall43ver]

Who else should join the evil gang?

[Michael Burry Stock Tracker ♟ @burrytracker]

And it begins

Sullivan & Cromwell just admitted to a federal judge its court filings contained AI hallucinations

The firm apologized to the federal judge as they had to submit multiple corrections focused around:

• Fictitious Case Names: The filing included names of legal cases that do not exist

• Fabricated Quotes: The document contained direct quotes that were never actually spoken or written

• Non-existent Statutes: The AI incorrectly analyzed or entirely invented provisions within the U.S. Bankruptcy Code

The primary team and secondary review all failed to catch these errors, meanwhile the firm's partners bill $2,000+ per hour

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

IShowSpeed makes an insane jump on Logan Paul at WrestleMania

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

41 years ago today. The greatest round in boxing history. Hagler vs Hearns

[Compounding Quality @QCompounding]

15 Non-investing books everyone should read:

1. Think Again (Adam Grant)