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Tweets range from snarky one-liners to thoughtful commentary. On the best days, the same tweet serves for both.

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Note to anyone reviewing my timeline: I'm not dyslexic, I'm just a lousy typist with an aversion to proofreading.

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@Wilson__Valdez Toss a few into a crockpot with diced onion, garlic, bell peppers, chilis, cumin, salt, pepper, maybe oregano, and a splash of water or broth. Cook on low until it shreds easily.

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@ManagerTactical It was a match they easily could have won, so there are positives to take out of it. Got to avoid falling behind on early dumb mistakes though.

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@NoodleHairCR7 Portugal is getting through the group stage with or without Leao.

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@courtneyknill How long are you gone? My starter frequently will go 2-3 weeks in the fridge untouched and it's just fine.

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@the_bonnfire Not a punch, but grabbed him around the collar and pulled. Should have been booked, no excuse for missing that.

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@power_ray I have a crazy idea. How about we have qualifying rounds, perhaps regionally, and then limit the finals field to 32 teams, 8 groups of 4, top 2 advance from each.

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@ThaEuropeanLad I assume for many people, the answer is "my own".

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@TedRall National Parks Service budget has nothing to do with healthcare.

Frankly, nothing in government should have anything to do with healthcare.

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@MenInBlazers GOLAZO!!!!

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@IMAO_ Apparently Backrooms is tracking to go -70% this weekend.

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@boriquagato Labor theory of value is literally the dumbest thing on the planet. The value of a good or service is in the benefit (real and/or perceived) it imparts to whoever uses it. How much or little labor goes into it has absolutely nothing to due with its actual value.

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I've considered her arguments carefully and I only have one question: who is this person?

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Brianna Turner says WNBA should not wear 'USA 250' patches due to history of slavery: 'Be so serious' https://t.co/oxFjPuHc0o

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@beyondreasdoubt @RepThomasMassie I'm not even joking when I say that antisemitism is demonic. Once you sip from that cup, all sense of reason departs you.

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@_Bukss Good lord, you can't just stay off social media for a couple of hours and time-shift watching the games? This happens every Olympics and World Cup.

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@sakebu_cheese_ Not pissed off, just aghast that the poor cow had to die to be abused like that.

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@IMAO_ I had never heard of this but I'm binging it now so I can go see the finale in the theater.

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@ShamashAran I fail to see the problem here.

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@ChrisDJackson Totally weird that the National Park Service took money intended for maintenance of national parks and used it to maintain national parks. We need to investigate this scandal immediately.

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@deaflibertarian I imagine it would be overlooked by most people.

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@BrunusCutis Taco