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29 | I am alive, barely, against my will.
Currently Learning: 한국어 and Español

[English @iEnglishBetter]

Well, I guess now is as good of a time as ever to announce that I do paid coaching lessons!

Anything from beginners figuring out the game to higher level players looking to close holes in their play. One session ever or weekly scheduled sessions, up to you :)

[English @iEnglishBetter]

@RaccoonPrevails Oh for sure, they both took it to the extreme, but I'm totally fine chilling out and finding holes in offense. If they don't want to run any at all, I'm definitely going in and taking advantage. In this game especially though, its so easy to exploit "T8ers" and their bad offense

[English @iEnglishBetter]

T8 has cooked the new generation... they get upset when I don't also want to press 20 buttons in the first 5 seconds of the round 😔 let me backdash and wait for you to mess up and seize the opportunity

[Kykystas @Kykystas]

Why do some people just refuse to play? He's been like that the whole game and I decided to play like him for 1 round. I would better be forever blockstunned by Hworang rather than this. What's the actual point of that? Do you even have fun?

[Aroma 🌟 Scarlette Season 2 @AromaComet]

Crying

[English @iEnglishBetter]

youre also choosing to try to jab at the wrong guy man lmao I play so defensive and boring bro. you cant even use the "cheap offensive character" argument on me, i dont play offense. PLEASE do some research man, the internet is (unfortunately) free for your dumb ass to use

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

LOL I'd be a TGS kaz over a fucking destruction Claudio any day 😂 niggas a bot

[English @iEnglishBetter]

choosing to ignore that those stats are hella outdated? you can easily fact check, but I dont expect you to know how to navigate the internet. I have EVERY character at GoD. I could buy a fresh account and get YOUR character to GoD in a day

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

LOL I'd be a TGS kaz over a fucking destruction Claudio any day 😂 niggas a bot

[English @iEnglishBetter]

clearly you want me to be impressed, you felt like you had to prove me wrong by... *checks notes* posting an account one rank higher?

you might actually need to see a specialist. something aint right with you lmfao the homies all laughing at you bro, its time to stop

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

I don't grind ranked with an easy character for badge to validate me. 😂 and who are you to impress? You're a regular ass player, and a bitch.

[English @iEnglishBetter]

am i supposed to be impressed by this? we're halfway through the big 2026 and your tryhard account still isnt GoD at the bare minimum? brother our worst players in dallas blow your shit smooth off 30 games in a row lmfao

gtfo my mentions, wasting my damn time

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

Actual stats when I'm not having casual fun, nice try nerd

[English @iEnglishBetter]

ah, my fault gang, i didnt realize who i was talking to. i shouldve realized sooner. ill let you speak to me when you get that number above 50%

fucking troglodyte. you aint that tough, never will be that tough, and you wont do shit without your mommas permission. crusty ass

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

I meant the part when he freezes up when shit gets real. The part when he realizes his actual position in the male hierarchy I'm talking about. The part where he realizes shit could get real. 😂 again, you're a regular player, not a top player. Wheres your sponsor? Oh...

[English @iEnglishBetter]

Do you not remember Viscant dicking down LTG? Then talking shit to his face right after? are you that dense?

Are you saying you're somehow worse than Mr. Daluan Sparrow? Thats impressive.

You took a wrong turn tourist, the Andrew Tate podcast is on a different website

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

My favorite part about this tweet is you wouldn't dare say this shit to me if I did 😂 it'd be ltg viscant 2.0. Fuckin dweeb, I'd respect what you're saying if you were someone of note but you're a regular ass player talking like you're knee or Arslan. Shut the fuck up.

[English @iEnglishBetter]

pull up to the local. put it to the test man. come see how many "bots" Dallas has. talk all that shit about the "male hierarchy" and see where that gets you, dumb fuck

you're irrelevant, ass at tekken, and you should really consider not stealing our oxygen. cornball

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

You didn't strike shit, lol. I'm just reminding a nerd who thinks he knows it all cuz he went to a couple local bot tournaments with casuals where he falls in the real world male hierarchy. You're a bitch in real life and you are not a top player in the community.

[English @iEnglishBetter]

@AromaComet @Kykystas They've never heard that word before Aroma, its lost on them. They clearly don't have the iPad kid attention span

[English @iEnglishBetter]

Awwww, must have struck a nerve. A kazuya player got told his character isnt hard and they resorted to real life threats and posting pictures.

Par for the course really.

Wish you nothing but the best man. God knows your miserable existence needs it 🙏

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

I'm trash cuz I don't agree with your opinion?

Also you look like you've never came close to pussy and I'd beat the shit out of you in real life so ima let you have it. I know this is the closest you'll ever get to winning a fight cornball

[English @iEnglishBetter]

I'll hit whatever rank you are with Kazuya in a day, assuming I'm not already 10 ranks higher than you with him. Just because you're trash with him doesn't mean he's bad at opening people up. You just suck

[ⓘ this user hates everyone @2phonewick]

Not everyone uses a brain dead character who carries you with a billion pokes and strings. I'd like to see you try to open up a Law or Drag backing up the entire game with Kazuya

[English @iEnglishBetter]

@Kykystas You unfortunately got the wrong guy. I'm as patient as you can be. I'm not saying one way is superior over the other, just that both can coexist. Please enjoy mashing and drooling, and I'll enjoy stepping and launching everything :) we're playing the game for fun!

[English @iEnglishBetter]

@2phonewick If you can't open me up with the boosted offense, why would I take unnecessary risks and try to run offense when I can just punish your recklessness? I've always had good defense, I'm not going to abandon that in favor of this party game

[English @iEnglishBetter]

- remove heat burst or incentivize heat engagers more

- severely reduce the + on block into stance mix buttons. Not every character needs 10 of them

- fuck it, remove power crush entirely. Awful mechanic rewarding pea-brain players for having 0 defense.

[Kazsune @Kazsune]

Name 3 things you would change in Tekken 8 to make the game better.

[English @iEnglishBetter]

@DapperPopz Leo used to be a menace... uf1,1 used to CH launch too, but was high high. As a tradeoff, ff2 was -10 and BOK 2 was -11 with a little bit of pushback. And you could still combo off ff4,3 even if you finished the string. I miss old Leo 😔 oh and KNK 1,2 was safe and wall splat

[English @iEnglishBetter]

Won the local going solo Kuni 🙏 this character is mad fun and feels decently fair outside of FC 1+2. Feels fun to fight too

Just hope they do Bob with the same justice they did Kuni

[English @iEnglishBetter]

@TommyKairaTK Changing PAB 2 to be ub2 and KEEPING THE PUNCH PARRY is such a delusional change. Stuffing PAB is so hard for some characters now, especially with LWV and RWV being so strong in this game.

Bring back the CH paragon 😔