Shmoo Baby 🌻™

Your favorite tomboy ☺️🦋

[Vitus @holl4fs]

ngl, i feel like everything that happened this year needed to happen to allow me to see everybody ain't for me, learning to set boundaries, learning to stop over sharing and over playing my part. sht ain't break me, IT MADE ME!!!

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

When I crash out I don’t just crashhhh. It will be a whole damn pile up 🫠 everybody can get some fr fr 😭🤣

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

Omg yes & she was the finest, prettiest, most giving & funniest lady EVER! 🥹RIP great granny you was a hoot, a holler & sum! 😘😘😘

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

Yall president literally SUCKS 🫠🫠 goodness gracious just retire already damn!

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

I really sliced tf out my foot last night (needed stitches) & my mama pulled up in 2.34 minutes (she lives 5 min away) She whipped me right into shape, sent me to the ER & brought me whatever I needed today 🥹 I love that woman so much! 🤞🏾🫶🏾

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

🥵🥵🥵🥵

[Princess of D.C.👑 @_FlawlessSASHA]

I’m passing the phone to a girl that’s about to step into the most beautiful season of her life. It’s me, I’m the girl 🫶🏽

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

When Daddy gets paid & just gives you his bank card 🙂‍↔️ I love it here

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

I’m learning a lot of people around me literally don’t deserve my vibes, personality or time fr. Ima do yall all a favor 🙃

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

I feel a quiet girl era approaching. Mfs don’t listen to shit I gotta say anyway so how about ya just talk to your damn self 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

If anyone thought I was a bitch before…. Lord have mercy you’re in for a rude awakening 🫠

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

Idk why I been procrastinating on getting my birth control… as if a bish ain’t been getting that consistent good diiiiiii 😻😽🤤

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

First week of baby working 3-11pm & I am so mf bored!!! We supposed to be roasting each other & rubbing our toes together rn! Tf 😭

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

Jobs really be wanting you to go above & beyond just bc THEY’RE understaffed & overwhelmed. Bc no I’m not about to do 3 jobs & get paid for 1. Aht aht!

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

I love having a “anything for daddy’s baby” ass man 🤤👸🏾I’m just a gworl 🙂‍↔️

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

I’m tearing this salon bathroom tf up 😭😭😭

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

@Daja_Renee313 Roger that!

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

@Daja_Renee313 Yes ma’am!! I’m doing a 2 week cleanse/detox starting august 1st too!

[Shmoo Baby 🌻™ @iEyeShmoo]

@Daja_Renee313 Girl me too!!! I live around the corner from it now so I’m on it fr fr!