iEyebrows

My eyebrows are more important than you. literally. They have their own brain, tweeting for your laughter.

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

Do not judge people by the color of their skin or content of their character, but the shape of their eyebrows

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

What if you woke up one day without eyebrows?

Byebrows

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

Buy @FaridAudee album on @iTunes!! http://t.co/pP3fKjdmfU #euphoricknights rebels is my favorite

[Gabriel Audee AKA TOPLINE GOD @gabrielaudeee]

Its FINALLY here! 💙🙌🏼🎉
#EuphoricKnights IS OUT NOW
Get it HERE on @iTunesmusic -
http://t.co/ytfYL20arE

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Your eyebrows renew themselves every 64 days.

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

My best friend is better than your best friend. Preorder his album!! @FaridAudee so proud

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

You can buy Regina George's Mean Girls' mansion for $14.8 million: http://t.co/RaM5gD7ejT

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

the only "b" word you should call a girl is beautiful. bitches loved to be called beautiful.

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

Is there any way I can sell my soul or something? I need some money for gas

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

@KimmiOsborne there's a first for everything!!

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

Hey girl, do you like good guys? *opens pack of fruit snacks*
"Or bad boys?" *shoves them all in mouth at once*

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

Took adderral in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus.

[Gabriel Audee AKA TOPLINE GOD @gabrielaudeee]

Tonight We're Golden Music Video has arrived! Watch on @VEVO @ http://t.co/sMbNngZj1Z

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

Waking up everyday seems a little excessive...

[Gabriel Audee AKA TOPLINE GOD @gabrielaudeee]

Sometimes I look like a potato sometimes like a peeled potato.

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

@nojoke730 throw it in the fuck it bucket and move on

[Anthony Wilson @nojoke730]

@iEyebrows hey friend i had a bad case of the fuckits

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

When both you and your boyfriends eyebrows are on fleek.

[iEyebrows @iEyebrows]

@barf_mccarthy love you tooooooo