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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In http://t.co/iN3dWnUJ #OnionMensStyle

[Ryan Gray @rj_gray]

I wish I did anything as well as Aaron Rodgers throwing on the run.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

When our 5-month-old coughs he doesn’t cover his mouth. Rude.

[Lex Singer @TheLexman10]

i love indian food! I go to 7/11 like all the time

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

One advantage of having 4 little kids is there is always one screaming. Wait, that’s not an advantage.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

#Cowboys: Do not be distracted by the fact that Reggie Bush is playing better, as he is still terrible http://t.co/dKH1uJTj