Tracy Morgan

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The Brave Souls 6th Anniversary Celebration is now on! Get the 6th Anniversary version of Aizen from the 6th Anniversary Step-Up Summons! Keep an eye out for more great content!

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Thousand-Year Blood War Campaign 2021! The Thousand-Year Blood War Ten Years Later versions of Ichigo and Rukia are here! Start the year with a blast with Brave Souls!

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The Bleach: Brave Souls 30 Million Downloads Celebration is now on. Get great rewards! https://t.co/29wZpfoh7K #30MillionDLRound1

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When i see your face I think to myself

".... Man, I need to give your parents some condoms so this shit doesn't happen again..."

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Your breath smells so bad I don't know whether to give you a tic tac or toilet paper....

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Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?

They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking,
And in the end,
You'll lose your house and shit.

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A fat bitch served me at McDonalds earlier.
She said, “Sorry about the wait”.
I told her, “Don’t worry hun, you’ll lose that eventually “

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Relationships are like farting...

If you push em too hard,
Things can get real shitty....

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't even matter what you call him,
He's not gonna come.

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I hate when bitches send me mixed signals....

I'm like "Yo! Do you want this Dick or not bitch?"

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Dear Kids,

Don't do cocaine,
But if you do,
Make sure you have a lot cause you'll want it.

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I hate it when someone copy and pastes someone else's tweet and takes all the credit for it....

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Growing up as a child,
My mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out the police call this ”Identity Theft”.

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When fat bitches be wearing them Uggs boots,
They make them shits look like a pair of wool socks!!

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Dad: What kind of cereal is that?
Son: Trix!
Dad: Can you hand me them?
Son: Silly Dad, Trix are for kids
Dad: GIVE ME THE FUCKING CEREAL!!

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I remember when
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...
Now it's just like,
"Oh wow... That bitch pregnant too?"

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I swear my girlfriend starts the stupidest arguments.
Yeah I used her towel, Big deal.
But it's not my fault she forgot to buy toilet paper.

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Death: Here. Take my hand..
Person: No! I know that if I touch you I'll die!
Death: OMG you're so smart! High Five!
*Person High-Fives*