FunnyTeen™

I was born. When I was 13 I got my first computer. Then I started writing funny tweets. That’s still what I am doing. The end.. LOL

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Chance favours those in motion.

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Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people.

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every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.

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That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.

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GOD made us all UNIQUE & DIFFERENT. But when he went to China: COPY, PASTE, COPY, PASTE, COPY, PASTE

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No one will ever love you as much as I don't.

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You know what's the best part about waking up early? Nothing.

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How I flirt:

*Stares from a distance*

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If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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I wish I could illegally download clothes.

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I die a little inside when I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant.

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Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else.
The least a guy could do is texting her first.

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Roses are red, I'm going to bed.

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I hate when you're so excited for something but then it ends up not happening.

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I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done.

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Fuck texting. I want you here.

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I'm that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later.

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I'm comfortable with you when: - I'm weird with you - I sing whatever song comes into my mind - I say what's on my mind - I talk nonsense.

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I love people I can get weird with.