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Tall...really freakin tall

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

@oskarblues We have a fridge full of dales. We are ready for sandy on the jersey shore

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

In a way the Lance Armstrong doping scandal proves exercise leads to cheating.

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

So apparently authentic Mexican tacos are NOT wrapped in doritos....huh?

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

Spoiler alert: the dark night rises was killer

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

@SkyCowan4 all stunners it's true. I can't think of a worse punishment than marrying him

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

Steven hawking walks into a bar...

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

@meradactyle YEAAHHH

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

Dogs are infinitely funnier than humans will ever be

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

@luckydriscoll maybe some Smirnoff ices to go with that man crush

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

@meradactyle just buy a shirt that say's "i'm a huge tool" pretty much the same thing

[sam hartung @ihatechaz]

carl winslow......yes