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3DS FC: 2251-4518-1321 Let me know if you add me on there and I'll add you back.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

#RoeVWade

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@Nux_Taku @GibiOfficial Still not as painful as accidentally calling a fax machine.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@M4GNITUDE While we're at it, let's normalize pancakes as an appetizer. Yes, I want a short stack before I eat my chicken parm.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

Hey @JoeBiden you should consider giving the staffers who had the presence of mind to save the Electoral College votes during the insurrection the Medal of Freedom. If that's not "an especially meritorious contribution to the security of the United States" I don't know what is.

[m4gni2de // $teve @M4GNITUDE]

With how easily these white dudes just walked in to and took control of the Capitol, it really makes me doubt that Nic Cage needed such an elaborate plan to steal the Declaration of Independence

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@M4GNITUDE I think you need a coaching change...where's Battler X?

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@M4GNITUDE Bet they got the 2 for 20 because they're afraid to let their wife order for herself.

[m4gni2de // $teve @M4GNITUDE]

Archeologists discovery another one of those monoliths in my kitchen

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@M4GNITUDE I'll take a look.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@realDonaldTrump They were sent in the mail but the current President of the United States cut their funding leading up to the election so it looks like they won't make it in time. If they arrive late, they will not be counted by law.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@PointsBetUSA Are you sure you shouldn't change your name to ScamBook?

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

Hey @PointsBetUSA what's the point of having promos if you don't want people to bet on them? I've never been treated like this on any other app. Also, if you don't want me to bet on promotions, don't have promotions on what I'm going to bet anyway!

#SportsBet #PointsBet

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Hey @NHL, not to tattle but we were supposed to play at 8:00 and the @BlueJacketsNHL and @TBLightning won't get off the ice

[m4gni2de // $teve @M4GNITUDE]

If youre upset at NASCAR banning the Confederate flag, don't blame NASCAR.

Blame your ancestors for losing the war. Maybe if your blood line so wasn't weak, you wouldn't be on Twitter throwing a tantrum.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

I can't wait to see the #RaidShadowLegendsAnime

[m4gni2de // $teve @M4GNITUDE]

NEVER FORGET

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

#M4GforPOTUS

[m4gni2de // $teve @M4GNITUDE]

I'm going to run for President on the platform of:

-Banning actual cigarettes
-Federal decriminalization of marijuana
-Monday after Super Bowl is federal holiday

Would I have your vote?

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

Some guy was on the phone at @Target complaining about how high he was, so I walked him over to the @RealLunchables section which were on sale for $1 each. He ended up buying 24 of them.

[Sometimes @iHaveNickels]

@SuuperBlah Just what POGO needs...weather wars...