Major Turnoff

Single father, ΦβΣ Ace, Bacon Activist, Howard Stern henchman, UK ALUM, MBA, Sallie Mae dodger, in 1997 my mom told me I looked handsome.
#UK #BBN #Reds

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@lilduval

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@WomenBeingAwful Currently yanking the hairs out of my arms watching this future divorcee. I call runaway groom 🗣️😕

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@realDonaldJNews 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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@DonaldTNews Don’t let the door hit ya…..

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@DonaldTNews YES! Let’s gooooooo

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@BarackObama @KamalaHarris Just. Exhausting. He doesn’t even believe his own bullshit

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@BarackObama @KamalaHarris Eww

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@sherylunderwood Comedy Off Broadway - Lexington, KY Blue Phi!

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RT this if you just farted in front of my assistant as she was handing me her resignation

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<-#vasectomy - fuck you, AC/DC. You do not have the biggest. Balls. Of them all.

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Catch the game and some BLEU specials with us today! #Sidelines #Wildcats #Beef https://t.co/RIWxchCPBp

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New noun. #assnipples
How come Kim has my Granny's titties on her back? https://t.co/PXH7dU8kGe

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I want that. But from a mean slut, and kissing other girls is coo https://t.co/R70DXiX3wS

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Sat on my porch for 7 minutes in a row. Caught malaria 3 times. These mosquitos gangsta

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@ImKindOfAJeaux hey sweetheart! Doing well. How is u???

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With @RealTracyMorgan woot woot

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Observation: old people only eat at Bob Evans - 3 times a day

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Smh white people. Wait 👀

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Santa #ballin #titties