Ndukù Muema

Tabasamu Kidogo. 🙃🙂♥️

[Ndukù Muema @iKazuriM]

All our lives, and I mean ALL our lives are in God's hands.. And really, what better place to be.

[soso @sothecutestt]

day 1 no sugar

[brian obra @just_obra]

Opening a Funeral Home on Peponi Road and calling it Pema >>>>

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Millenials tukubaliane hakuna kupatia mtu advice kama hajakuuliza. Nitakuja kupiga mtu ngumi mimi

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Coffee drinkers wangekuwa watu serious, wangeshikana warelease “Kahawa ya Asubuhi” to fight against the good PR that Chai has gotten from, “Chai ya Jioni.”

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ukinunua Prado tu hivi ,watu wa Prado Wana kushika unatolewa akili unawekwa mbegu ya maembe .

[The other M’othew @Kenwama]

Always give people grace. You never know what they’re going through.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

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[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Your voice note is incomplete without “so yah” at the end.

[Dr Rowena @footsoldierRow]

There’s always that one uncle in family gatherings who will say something off, a forgotten family secret that will leave the younger gen saying Millennials are messed up!
This is that uncle 😂

[K. @Kumms_]

If my Apple Watch isn’t charged, I’m not going on that walk.

It’s that serious 😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The more toxic the workplace, the more meetings it has.

[𝗠𝗮𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗶 @tfloppi]

USA is 7 hrs behind kenyan time,so we will probably be the first to watch the world cup before them

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

Seeing your own bad behaviors in other people be gagging tf out of me like oh this is what they be talking about

[✍️🏻🇨🇭 @arabskaia]

Quand on travaille vraiment dans le secteur humanitaire, on est formé à des principes fondamentaux comme le respect de la dignité des personnes, le consentement, la protection des populations vulnérables et la nécessité de ne pas instrumentaliser leur souffrance à des fins personnelles ou médiatiques. C'est précisément pour cette raison qu'on ne va jamais se mettre en scène comme ça. La vidéo n'a aucun intérêt en plus.

[Gayatollah HIMenei🧊 @harrysreup]

Mind you what? MIND YOU WHATTT???

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

The most dangerous form of blindness is believing that your perspective is the only reality.

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

Someone applied for an internship at my place of work today. Why are you writing “Ability to forgive and forget” in your CV? 😭😭😭

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Which tax was reduced? Which levy was suspended? Which global market variable shifted so dramatically within hours to justify such a reduction?

A government loses trust the moment its policies begin to look negotiable under pressure but impossible under reason

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Someone compiled all the times William Ruto reminded us he was not mad and its just funny 🤣🤣🤣