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Bad jokes. Good kid. Can I piss in this pool?

[Rishi 🌐🗽🏙 @RishiJoeSanu]

South India, this is where your tax goes.

[greaser @salingerous]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Anthropic in 2037 after finding out your grandma has a handwritten diary that they didn’t scan and burn

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

MASSIVE EXPOSE 🚨

According to a news article,

45 people were made accused in the NEET 2024 Paper Leak Scam

Out of which 44 people have already gotten bail, including main accused

This is how their so called ‘Fast Track Courts’ work

This is how BJP fools the students.

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

Can @RahulGandhi please explain why his mohhabat ki dukan is saying the same thing as the BJP?

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

And today, friends, we found out what happens 😭🪳

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

When Dharmendra Pradhan is made to resign

Nitin Gadkari:

[Nivedita Shandilya @Nivedita_Shan]

Ab to sach bol de 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

🚨 Food Alert | Jantar Mantar Protest

We need food at the protest site right now!

Please send food to the Tolstoy Road entrance, Jantar Mantar 🙏

All supporters who wish to contribute — your help is needed and welcomed. 🪳🇮🇳

[meeta @meetapersecond]

what ra modi too much cop you’re showing 😠😠

[زماں @Delhiite_]

Rahul Gandhi: "Narendra Modi belongs to India's PAST. The FUTURE doesn't fight the PAST... it leaves it behind." 💀

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

No NDTV mic, as many have noted.

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

This is a solid speech, backed by the weight of her 23 day hunger strike

[Seema Chishti @seemay]

A 28-Year Old Gujarat Engineer Built a Website to Document the July 20 Violence.
Then? The Police Came for Him. https://t.co/zhDuy8tTzp

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @iKooky]

The reason why he's not out yet. 20 MPs supporting him. Inke bina constitution kaise change karenge!

[Dharmendra Pradhan @dpradhanbjp]

ସଂସଦ ଅଧିବେଶନ ଅବସରରେ ଓଡ଼ିଶାର ଆମ ଦଳର ସାଂସଦମାନଙ୍କ ସହିତ ରାଜ୍ୟର ବିଭିନ୍ନ ବିକାଶମୂଳକ ବିଷୟ ସହ ଲର୍ଣ୍ଣିଂ ଡିଜାବିଲିଟି ଦ୍ୱାରା ଶୀକାର ହୋଇଥିବା ପିଲାମାନଙ୍କ ପାଠପଢାରେ ସ୍ୱତନ୍ତ୍ର ସହାୟତାର ଆବଶ୍ୟକତା ଉପରେ ଆଲୋଚନା କଲୁ ।

ମାନ୍ୟବର ପ୍ରଧାନମନ୍ତ୍ରୀ ଶ୍ରୀ @narendramodi ଙ୍କ ଦୂରଦୃଷ୍ଟିସମ୍ପନ୍ନ ଜାତୀୟ ଶିକ୍ଷା ନୀତି ଅଧୀନରେ ପାଠପଢା ଶିଖିବାରେ ଅସୁବିଧାର ସମ୍ମୁଖୀନ ହେଉଥିବା ପିଲାମାନଙ୍କୁ ପ୍ରାରମ୍ଭିକ ପର୍ଯ୍ୟାୟରୁ ଚିହ୍ନଟ କରିବା, ସେମାନଙ୍କୁ ସଠିକ୍ ଉପାୟରେ ପଢ଼ାଇବା ଏବଂ ସେମାନଙ୍କ ଶିକ୍ଷାଗତ ଫଳାଫଳରେ ଉନ୍ନତି ଆଣିବା ଆମର ମୁଖ୍ୟ ଲକ୍ଷ୍ୟ ।

ଶିକ୍ଷା ମନ୍ତ୍ରଣାଳୟ ଦ୍ୱାରା ପ୍ରସ୍ତୁତ 'ପ୍ରଶସ୍ତ' ଆପ୍ ମାଧ୍ୟମରେ ସ୍କୁଲଗୁଡ଼ିକରେ ଭିନ୍ନକ୍ଷମ ଓ ପାଠପଢ଼ାରେ ଅସୁବିଧା ଭୋଗ କରୁଥିବା ପିଲାମାନଙ୍କୁ ସହଜରେ ଚିହ୍ନଟ କରାଯାଇପାରିବ । ସାଂସଦମାନେ ନିଜ ନିଜ ସଂସଦୀୟ କ୍ଷେତ୍ରରେ ଏହି ବିଷୟକୁ କିପରି ପ୍ରାଧାନ୍ୟ ଦେବେ, ସ୍କୁଲ ସ୍ତରରେ ସଚେତନତା ସୃଷ୍ଟି କରିବେ ଏବଂ ପ୍ରତ୍ୟେକ ପ୍ରତିଭାକୁ ମୁଖ୍ୟସ୍ରୋତରେ ଯୋଡ଼ିବେ, ସେ ନେଇ ମଧ୍ୟ ମତ ରଖିଲେ ।

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @iKooky]

SORRY HOW MANY?

[فرحانة @Farhana_Fars]

Over 2500 detained.

https://t.co/g518pNQivL

[αdil @ixadilx]

Fight Like A Girl.

[The Wire @thewire_in]

- Firing confirmed
- Place confirmed
- Time confirmed

Full report: https://t.co/zbEfHHNpJZ