🚨 BREAKING: The House has just PASSED a bill to BAN members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks, 232-198
There's also a national voter ID requirement attached to the bill 👀
This is LONG overdue! Sorry Pelosi!
Signs you’re a good person:
-you treat your wife amazing
-you don’t gossip
-you get fired up when a special needs kid scores a basket on Senior Night
-you like Matthew Stafford regardless of your favorite team
-when people complain you think ‘shut up you whiny idiot you could be working 16 hours a day in a coal mine in a third world country’
-you buy drinks for people without expecting one in return
-you treat waitresses amazing (you treat them like they’re your wife’s friend you’re meeting for the first time)
-you’re totally fine with staying in on a Friday night to watch Batman
-you take random moments throughout your week to appreciate you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle
One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.
A thread of some examples:
Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room: