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[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Is this modern etiquette now? I've had three e-mails from someone trying to arrange when to call me. So each time I say 'just call me' and they reply 'when would be a good time'? When they eventually call me, I suppose it will be to arrange when they can send me an e-mail.

[ILikeAjoke @iLikeAjoke]

@bbcnewcastle Will probably go down quite a bit when the students go home for Christmas

[ITV News @itvnews]

Bobby Ball - one half of Cannon and Ball comedy duo - dies after Covid infection
https://t.co/cMamYtCpDg

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Cannon & Ball star Bobby Ball dies aged 76 after testing positive for Covid-19 https://t.co/tx7fojINOw

[Sunderland Live @SunderlandLive]

BREAKING: Latest as Sunderland is included in major tightening up of North East lockdown restrictions https://t.co/JemirTBVuw

[Shields Gazette @shieldsgazette]

BREAKING: North East lockdown measures set to tighten.

https://t.co/35S4ZOxINH

[Standard News @standardnews]

Durham University withdraws student's offer after 'abhorrent' competition for 'posh lads to have sex with poorest girl' https://t.co/xMpM2kZpbJ

[John Nichol ✈ @JohnNicholRAF]

Dear @SkyNews,
I rather fear your #NorthEastLockdown graphic producer needs a little nudge:
Northumberland is not a single location.
Neither are North & South Tyneside.
Or County Durham....
Perhaps understandable mistakes...
BUT:
Sunderland! Really? 😱

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

Durham University has been rocked by claims that new students planned a competition for “posh lads” to have sex with the poorest girl on campus. https://t.co/Eh32l6xtRr

[The Chronicle @ChronicleLive]

Rival delivery drivers scrap in Newcastle street
https://t.co/ybW7BDZsYj

[Charlie Chuck @cakeyswine]

FIRST ONE TO SOLVE MY RIDDLE WILL WIN A BRAND NEW CHUCK TEE SHIRT!

ANSWERS BELOW I'll tell yer that!

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Here’s a huge question.... does anyone know anything about Blyth? That place in the North-East. Thoughts on the delights of Blyth please...

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Tez Ilyas has admitted "unacceptable behaviour" towards women, and been removed from the Live Comedy Association steering group. https://t.co/kPRG0TdPK3

[ILikeAjoke @iLikeAjoke]

@realrossnoble @JamesMoir10 Why is the cat treat guy clip now unavailable? Have twitter deleted it? @lockdownlarry3 #cattreats

[ILikeAjoke @iLikeAjoke]

@realrossnoble @JamesMoir10 Is it a spoof? This man wants cat treats. Can you help @DreamiesUK https://t.co/ebqDJzVw6K #cattreats

[ILikeAjoke @iLikeAjoke]

Is like a @seymourmace sketch 😂

[WST @WeAreWST]

We are deeply saddened to hear that the Great WT himself, Willie Thorne, has passed away at the age of 66. It's a great loss to our sport.

Our thoughts are with his family at this sad time.

RIP Willie

https://t.co/dQYOen9L3Q

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

RIP Willie Thorne, 66.
Great snooker player & a wonderful character. Sad news.

[Jim Davidson @JimDOfficial]

Going live on JDtv at 1630

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Comedian Tim Brooke-Taylor dies at the age of 79 after contracting coronavirus
https://t.co/DT7sGaXvQ8