I’m Just A Guy...

oh, is this where that “bio” thing is supposed to go? wait what am i supposed to put here??

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

No one:

Mississipians listening to Uptown Funk:
ride to harlem, hollywood, JACKSON MISSISSIPPI!!!

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Phoenix Suns star Devin Booker has agreed on a four-year, $224M super max extension, his agents Jessica Holtz and Melvin Booker of @CAA_Basketball tell ESPN. Deal begins in 2024-2025 and brings Booker’s total contract value to six years and $295M.

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

@Gregdavidson01 @VarunStephen1 @CorinnaKopf Is this ALSO a scam?

[Varun Stephen-Purcell @VarunStephen1]

@CorinnaKopf I have been scammed before. It was a bad bad feeling. I thought I was purchasing 5 dozen crow eggs for a exotic dish of mine…but I found out they were just crane eggs. Crane eggs were not suitable for my dish…my night was ruined

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Ah yes! Very good. Very evil.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Watch #AEWRampage tonight. Danhausen will find a way to cause chaos of some sort.

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

@sammyguevara Probably not

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Ever look at someone of the opposite sex and think to yourself “that person looks exactly like their [opposite sex parent]!” cause like, you can just tell from their facial features and structure? Like I’ve never seen your parents in my life, probably never will…BUT I KNOW!

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Body suits?? Aw man so there’s a chance the busty chicks I’ve seen were faking it? BS man

[Madz is STACKED (recovery mode 🍑) @madzisstacked]

I know they're not my biggest, but they're SO soft and bouncy :') I never want to take these off.

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[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Saint Peter’s was snubbed smh

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Ed Cooley = @NaismithTrophy Coach of the Year! 🏆

What a year for the @PCFriarsmbb head coach 👏

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Update: Why did @TeamYouTube take away this feature come on bring it back ugh

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Guys! Like every normal ad you get on YouTube and always dislike mobile ads and other stupid bs ones (looking at you get rich quick schemers!) together we can make the YouTube ad-scape better 1 (or 2) clicks at a time!

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

How to become a successful Minecraft YouTuber:
Step 1: Be British.
Step 2: Profit.

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

I do believe my idea came to reality if I remember correctly. Can’t confirm, it was a limited time only thing right?

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

I want the peanut butter lover’s Reese’s to be a chocolate filled peanut better cup. Does that make sense?

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Google literally sells your web search history to big companies…WHAT IN THE HELL makes people think they can be trusted as a WiFi provider??

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

When meme pages with ONE FREAKING GIMMICK that can’t do the simple thing they say they do piss me off so much. YOU HAVE ONE JOB. DO THAT JOB!!

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Tinder kinda taught me that I’m ugly, Bumble confirmed it outright.

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Sometimes I look at my footprint and think to myself “dang my foot is huge!” then I remember all my friends have double digit shoe sizes and then I go back to reality

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

How cool would it have been to have heard Eddie Van Halen’s rendition of the Power Rangers theme song?

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Why are so many beautiful people such assholes? Like who tf do you think you are talking to people the way you do?? Your looks can only get you so far if you’re a prick to others

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Sometimes I look at my footprint and think to myself “dang my foot is huge!” then I remember all my friends have double digit shoe sizes and then I go back to reality

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

@TheHoopCentral Starting Chris
Benching Allen
Cutting Russ

[I’m Just A Guy... @iLikeDontExist]

Tinder kinda taught me that I’m ugly, Bumble confirmed it outright.