MyAverageLife

Just trying really hard to live up to the near impossible millenial standards.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

WHAT👏🏻JUST👏🏻HAPPENED👏🏻 I’m so confused by this entire season. #JusticeforAbigail!!! #TheBachelor

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

Hands down the worst group of girls ever on #TheBachelor Matt deserves far better than this. They are all just too catty and mean for such a genuine kind soul.

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

@SavannahGuthrie with the zinger this morning! “Not to brag but the rest of us are too young for the shot” #todayshow

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

Hahahahah Kits the worst 😂 and Miss Queen Vicky isn’t much better #TheBachelor

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

If Ben isn’t the next bachelor after Matt I will riot. #TheBachelorette

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

WE’RE DONE WITH CLARE GTFO WE WANT TAYSHIA #TheBachelorette

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

The Hocus Pocus reunion ending with @MariahCarey telling Winnie to move over cause it’s her time now as all I want for Christmas plays was the PERFECT ending

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

Me every time Clare talks: #TheBachelorette

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

I have such huge girl crushes on @SharnaBurgess and @PetaMurgatroyd I want to be on #dwts and I want one of (or both) of them to be my partner. #Perfection

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

You’re telling me @WTAE is airing the Monday night football game, which is also on ESPN anyway, INSTEAD of #DancingWiththeStars on premiere night?! How am I supposed to watch The Bitch Carol Baskin on the dance floor? Not cool 👎🏻

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

@JoelleFletcher is my favorite bachelorette ever! So excited to watch her season again. Most excited to see all of the outfits and gowns she wore again. Obsessed with them then, obsessed with them now. #TheBachelorGOAT

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

Okay but can we talk about the only relationship from Ben’s season that matters? @JoelleFletcher and @beccatilley5 ....where is their interview? #BestFreindGoals #TheBachelorGOAT

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

So we all agree.....Carole killed her husband. Right? #TigerKing

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

Barbara your killin me!! #TheBachelor

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

“I didn’t feel good enough for him cause his wife is a much better person than me” #TheBachelor

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

Mad flashbacks to the rose ceremony where Jojo sent Luke P home. So what the hell is gonna happen!? #TheBachelor

[Lauren Zima @laurenzima]

Good evening, I'm here to stan Kelley, our wet-haired, wine-drinking relatable queen #TheBachelor #IconOfNormalcy

[MyAverageLife @iLiveAverage]

YALL GRONK IS ON MASKED SINGER RIGHT NOW AND IM DEAD #maskedsinger