Mad White

"I sold my soul for an effin' grilled cheese"

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

Bentonville kids learn how to maneuver their way thru a crowded Walmart at age 3

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

caught in the act drinking train wine w my coworkers lolololol

[Greg Spotts @Spottnik]

✈️ One thing about not having a car in Seattle is being unable to pick up my lady at SEA-TAC tonite (at least in the traditional LA fashion)
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So I’m trying something different - Link to airport, welcome her at baggage claim, and then ride-share home 🚙

[i am @youarealrdydead]

You deserve someone who’s good for your mental health and never stops trying.

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

hello looking for Alaska White Fam hashtags so i can keep myself “sane” for 2wks while entertaining the internet

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

hahahahahaha 2019 Mads was funny & unafraid of tweeting the truth

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

also Ouachita is a society where everyone slowly evolves into the same person to experience ‘community’

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

“The vibe is that all these high school boys already belong to a frat” - Jess, 5 mins into Rach’s graduation

[Debater Problems @DebaterProblems]

My opinion on Elon Musk buying Twitter is that PF still isn’t real debate

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

HEY DAD i I get that you like making jokes about my cat being fat but she has more CONFIDENCE than I’ve ever seen you show. She *adores* looking at herself in the mirror, but hey enjoy joining another diet trend w mom…

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

Also fun fact, YOU may not see any homeless ppl or tents but as someone who hangs out around where they have created a *community* downtown that all was DESTROYED by the spd before u got here… ya the policies u are passing aren’t helpful…
But hey let’s discuss that over coffee

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

@POTUS @JoeBiden hey since all ur security made me late to work u should at least let me make you a cup of coffee- 203°F Coffee
610 Terry Ave N
(also bc starbs sucks and if u go there I’ll be even more disappointed in you)

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

also bring ur own freakin’ reusable cup bc it’s Earth Day

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

dear proverbs Christian gorls, I’ve decided the next trending tat: a two inch straight line on ur shoulder so u never have to wonder if ur tank is modest or “making ur brothers stumble” ———

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

all of the books my dad wanted for xmas were extremist tr*mp supporting shit & idk if he thought i wouldn’t do my research but I’m not buying those books… I’m gonna get him the exact opposite

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

heading to AR soon and as the ‘ordained religious leader’ of my fam i have an overwhelming urge to decimate the thin sliver of peace holding the white fam together by letting them know I’m not a Christian.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I’m not saying we need a Beetlejuice remake but I am saying Pete Davidson is already in the makeup for it so why not

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

@c0wb0ydanny and it’s 5ever tatted on my body

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

also if there’s still food and trash on the ground then no u didn’t sweep 🙄

[Mad White @iMWhite_J]

I like this dudes black nail polish & I’m jealous that he can get his right hand to look normal (whereas i get nail polish everywhere bc my left hand is useless) but why r u trash talking ur mama & roommates to me?