Major Lilywhite

[AU• #iZombie @iBuffyrpg/21+] Social worker, graduate from the University of Washington, and occasional bad ass.

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Are you okay? I'm assuming after i left things got heated. @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

-- more comfortable in pablo's section, by all means... *gesturing to a section of the room where a young Spanish man is bringing drinks.

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

If by cahoots you mean she keeps leaving me her number at the end of my recite then yeah, we're in cahoots, but if you're @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

-- have an out? Cuz /that's/ cheating.

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Eyy-ow! Cheating who? Cheating me? In who with what? I'm super confused, this a tactic? So when you inevitably lose you can @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Wouldn't dream of it. No way i'm giving you a handicap on this one. @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

I'm thinking, winner chooses, zero limits, complete commitment without even knowing. What do you think? @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

I'd offer up my virginity but you saw to it that died long ago, thank you for that btw, how about something really dangerous? @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Oooh affordable drunk, i'm sold. I'm thinking, since we're both so sure in ourselves, if maybe a wager isn't in order. @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Maybe something british sounding? Like the fox and hound and fiddler and toast or something like that. @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Just because you're named "moore" doesn't mean you stand a chance of outdrinking me. @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

You're on, but i should warn you, i've really upped my drink-grabbing game, so be prepared for that. @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

-- Parties? I don't know what happens at morgs, but am i going to have to wait until halloween to see you?

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Hey stranger, it's been a while, i know you get caught up in all those fun... Morgue... @toointrepid

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

@toointrepid do you have a pulse? Is that, like i know you said you're not full on dead so you must have a pulse right?

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

@toointrepid if they're the kind of person who would be bothered i say go ahead and bother 'em.

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

@toointrepid well I guess the dead don't have much need for bedside manner, so at least you're safe there

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

@toointrepid i'm actually torn between whether or not this is comforting or terrifying, well done

[Major Lilywhite @iMajorBadAss]

Sometimes i still think i might be crazy, locked away in some padded room, too delusional to know the difference. #itruth

[iBuffy RPG @ibuffyrpg]

Can you handle the truth? Let's see if the gang can when a "liar liar" style virus makes the rounds. Tune in Thurs!