Mean Girls

Thats sooo Fetch .. Dont touch me your basic. Tweeting everything teenager relatable and Mean Girls quotes.

[Raven-Symonè @ravensymone]

I can finally get married! Yay government! So proud of you

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I wish my legs were naturally hairless so I didn't have to shave them 👌

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i love getting compliments on my eyebrows more than i love cute boys is that sad

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my Starbucks drink went all over my channel bag, mums gonna have to buy me a new one 💋

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if you call me a slut im going to take it as a compliment

because in reality no guy with two functioning eyes would come anywhere near me

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shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence

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@hazelnutzcoffee thanks.

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mirror mirror on the wa- *breaks, shatters, explodes* not again

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Awww I love getting cute texts from no one 😍😘❤

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[Mean Girls @iMeanGirlsTweet]

Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my friend: 53484131846971

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Behind every super bitch is a guy who made her that way.

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Attractive person: Hey whats up?

Me: Who paid you

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*sees hot boy*
• hi im taken
• hi im famous
• hi i don't like u
• hi i live on another continent
• hi im gay”

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doctor: are you sexually active me: im not even physically active

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am i really that easy to forget?

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I am not the type of woman who sits home all day waiting for a man

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if you think i'm ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

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perks of not having a thigh gap:

-when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

[Mean Girls @iMeanGirlsTweet]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you're from my school,
i probably hate you