Your Alterego

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Iyalaya anybody.

[Your Alterego @iMindMyBuzz]

I just wanna tweet whatever bullcrap that crosses my mind. Idc.

[taye's perfumery.👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🛍️ @Taye_d_vibee]

when i was a child (around 4/5) someone mistakenly sent ₦350k to my dad’s account.

my dad went to the bank to make a complaint & made sure the person got their money back. my mum even told him not to return it but he insisted. i over heard everything.

i saw him as (ccs)

[The More You Know @More_you_knoww]

Now you know.....

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

100% approve of this.

You can draw a straight line behind the exceptionality of Asian students to how they're not forced to learn basic concepts in languages that's not their mothertongue.

When they get to English class, let them learn English.

[genesis @le_debut]

Man put a mask on he prolly a doctor doing shit like this after a shift😭😭😭😭

[خاطري مكسور @Toonzatt]

كنت دايم اتسائل كيف بيسووها والحين عرفت

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

It's the people who put a live crab in alcohol that are wicked. The crab is actually stressed and in pain.

Usually when they're in water, they cut their limb when they're stressed or when the limb is hurting. They will grow it back when they're molting. But here in alcohol, what the crab is like a person hitting their hands and head against the wall because they're in immense pain. It's really sad.

[Sam Ekpewheni @MadProfitGuy]

Where I was buying fuel just now, I paid 26k instead of 25k… Intentionally.

While counting the money, I told the person beside me I was adding 1k to tip the attendant- a guy.

So, I gave the cash.

26k.

He counted the first time.

Then recounted the second time, because I believed he saw an excess.

The person with me already detected that too.

But he kept calm.

So I asked:

“Is it complete?”

And he said yes.

As I engaged my gear, I told him to count again that it was 26k.

He counted it, saw the 1k excess, and said Oh.

“Please bring the 1k; I added it intentionally to tip you, but you are not faithful.”

And honestly, this is becoming a big issue.

I have seen this in my own personal businesses as well...

Where someone would mistakenly send money into our account, and the staff would deduct that money from sales, thinking the person wouldn’t show up after that day.

It is Well.

But you are doing more harm to yourself than the immediate benefit of not being faithful.

It is sad.

[Freya Hawkins @FreyaHawkin2914]

The Crazy Physics Behind 3 Bricks

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

LOOOOOOOOOL they were gonna milk this job for the rest of their shift. They were FUMING. 🤣

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

“Your song don blow na you never blow”
Dem whine Asake gan when e still Dey upcoming😭😂

[jADE WXY. @001jade_]

This is one of the funniest video this week omo what kind of prank is this 🤣🤣🤣💔💔💔😭

[Ruby @rglwsm]

I love seeing nipples show thru clothes, it’s hot asf

[kyambogo’s 🐐 @ajuk_jacob]

Never ignore a low quality video 📌😂😂

[trippl 🤍 @tripplset]

boys 😭😭😭

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Dude made an executive decision without questioning it

[Uncle K Esq @Supheey]

I remember when I was newly called to bar 🤣 my neighbor, Ado had issues with someone and was taken to a nearby station. As a newly minted D lawwww I was called and I ran to the station, spoke to the men and they no wahala he will get bail then they said I should see DP0. Met DPO thanked him and I was leaving. Baba said “D Law where are you going?”
Ah ahh I’m going home with my client. DPO burst laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Town boys gave the alleged thief one last chance to beat the bike in a race or face the consequences.

[Akata Reggie☠︎✞︎ @regie4eva]

Town boys gave the alleged thief one last chance🤣beat the motor race or face the consequences.

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

This is very tight settings

The buyer is a confirmed street OG

That soup and proteins he collected separately can last for 3 days 😂😂