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[Twitster @iMitchster]

@HDCares HD Protection plan is a necessary mistake. Necessary because GE washer and dryer are ongoing problems. Mistake because the plan is abysmal. Claim opened 10 days ago - no-show yesterday after CONFIRMED appointment and not a soul can be reached today.

[Twitster @iMitchster]

@ATTHelp First time we’ve EVER had an outage for more than 24 hours. And the status texts are incorrect. No internet, no U-Verse TV, and no VoIP phone. I appreciate the automated credit you keep telling me about, but I’d prefer service restoration.

[Twitster @iMitchster]

@Hertz How do I get support/help for an issue not found on the limited drop-down list in the app?

[Twitster @iMitchster]

EXTREMELY disappointed with @culvers today. When a 4-year-old has been collecting tokens for a toy for weeks and comes in the redeem them, only to be told she can’t have a toy because of a risk “counterfeit” tokens, then management has failed. #Birminghamal #Tattersall

[Twitster @iMitchster]

@23andMe we bought a kit that came with a defective return label and have been trying to get a replacement. Call after call goes on hold then drops/cuts off after ~15 minutes. Help!!

[🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat @leslibless]

Andreas Probst, 64, was riding his bike when a car loaded with 4 black teens hit him from behind going 50mph.
He died at University Med Center, Vegas.

The murder was filmed by the passenger in the car. [you can find it online, but I’m not showing it] As the car sped up behind Andreas, the driver yells “are you ready?” The passenger yells “get his ass!” They fled the scene, laughing.

Andreas was a retired Police Chief, having served for 35 years. He was married to his wife for 35 years, and leaves behind a son, Michael, and daughter, Taylor.

The driver was arrested, and charged with Murder, as a Juvenile, NOT ADULT! He pleaded ‘not guilty.’

The other 3 occupants were NEVER CHARGED!

HOW IS THIS JUSTICE?

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

.@GavinNewsom kept churches closed because he doesn't go to church. He opened wineries because he owns a winery. He likes wine. He doesn't like church.

He kept public schools closed because his children don't go to public school. They go to private school and attended in person in Fall 2020.

He went to the Superbowl unmasked while sending 2 year olds to preschool masked.

He vacationed in Cabo and went on a book tour when we were told we couldn't cross county lines to see friends or go to the beach.

He ate at French Laundry with muckety mucks while telling us peasants we couldn't gather with family for the holidays or have funerals for loved ones.

Hard to fathom a bigger hypocrite. Do not buy what he is selling. His faux humility (oh we didn't know, I'd have done it differently if we did) must be rejected outright.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

Joe Biden said he was at Ground Zero the day after the September 11, 2001 attack.

I was there.

Produce a record or admit you are a liar.

And apologize to those who died, or almost died, or lost love ones, on September 11, 2001.

THEN RESIGN.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

CDC Warns Of New 'Stealth' COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms https://t.co/Xac53JqlwG

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft

[Antonio Sabato Jr @AntonioSabatoJr]

Message for Oprah:

"Please don't tell me I just saw a billionaire standing next to a millionaire begging the average, everyday citizen for donations that barely able to get by due to a recession in a country where Biden is giving away all our resources."

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Why are American politicians wearing the flags of other countries?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

You really can’t make this sh*t up

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

CNN even admits Trump was right

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Antarctica plunges to the lowest temperature since 2017 🥶

Global warming is real 🤡

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Dear @GOPChairwoman,

I know that President Biden has an “army of influencers,” who are dedicated to reaching the youth.

Is there any plan to have an alternative team for the GOP?

I’d also like to make the humble suggestion that you do a Twitter space.

Thank you for listening.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@GOPChairwoman Today is day #92 of my asking the @GOPChairwoman for a response.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@GOPChairwoman Today is day #93 of my asking the @GOPChairwoman for a response.

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

This brave trans-species athlete just smashed Usain Bolt’s world record in the 100m.

So thrilled to see that the cheetah won. 👏🥳

[Dr. Ann Lesby ✝️ @AnnLesbyPhD]

I just want to enjoy all the benefits of colonization while demonizing it. I do not think that is too much to ask.