iMorph3us

[iMorph3us @iMorph3us]

@Spotify @PopCrave The new icon honestly hurts my eyes so much that I had to remove the app from my home screen and move it to the second page. If you really want to keep the new one, at least give us the option to choose between the old and new icons ourselves. But first bring back the old icon.

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@ARCRaidersGame Tried to relax with a game over the weekend — got banned. I don’t even know how to install cheats, yet support says the ban is justified, even though you admit there’s a known issue with the system.

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Drage moje dame... Ako muskarac kaze da ce nesto da napravi, on ce to i da uradi... Nemojte da ga na to podsecate svakih 6 meseci...

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Koja je slicnost izmedju slona i paradajiza?
Pa oba su crveni!
Osim slona.

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Kupio sam si bombonjeru onu najvecu od 2kg. Sto ono kazu, ima da se userem od slatko!

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Fun Fact: even though the price of gas is rising, the price of strippers aren't.

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Kada Chuk Norris jede kikiriki,on tacno zna koje je kiki,a koje riki

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Rad je zadovoljstvo! Ali sad nije trenutak da se prepustamo zadovoljstvima!

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Znam da alkohol škodi, al utehe nema u vodi!

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Mene majka rodila u baru, mjesto dude dala mi cigaru.

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…bezalkoholno pivo je kao pornić na radiju…

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Pozvao sam komsinicu na kafu, ali je ona to pogresno protumacila. Popila je kafu i otisla.

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@dzmidzak jel ti rade igrice sto smo skinuli sa PSN? Meni ne rade. http://twitpic.com/1qg8bg

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Novi Workplace... :) http://twitpic.com/1pyvto

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@dzmidzak jesi ziv brate? Nema te ko gaća u pornićima!

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Happy Wife... Happy Life

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Od kad sam digao kredit spavam ko mala beba!
Sat vremena spavam, sat vremena placem!