ola.

football.

[story lenny tells @iwilsonnonny]

the duality of man in this lagos, walking at night you have to look too hard for agbero and also look too quiet for the police.

i take off my glasses for agberos and wear my glasses for the police.
clark kent.

[virtual angel @anangelsthesiss]

goosebumps all over my body while watching this for god knows how many times oh levi ackerman you’re the goat

[Engr Olami @Engr_Ashile]

File your car documents like this and see how policemen will respect you

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

to buy car dey my mind pass marriage

[KLASIK ♠️ @lifeofklasik]

i don't follow the "respect is earned" philosophy. i respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.

[Gabriel @nelsonnngabriel]

I just Dey pack Ws.

God is so God mehn

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Women are wonderful people because they’ll always show you when their interest has expired.

Your job is to notice.

[AutoChef @autochef__]

Abuja car buyers hate hearing this:

If your strategy for buying a > 2017/2018 luxury vehicle is "I'll just buy whatever I find in Abuja," you're probably already overpaying. That's like fishing in a puddle while ignoring the ocean down south.

The market loves lazy buyers and lazy buyers usually pay premium prices for average/subpar quality vehicles.

Let’s discuss

🧵👇

[AK. @AKsoooFF4L]

a lot of ppl act like life is a burden .. this sh*t is a blessing dawg . everything that comes with it , the ups and the downs . get your mind right fr

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Free that innocent nigga

[OCTAVIA @24ofchima]

if I see $15k now , I dey buy car sharp. I done outgrow that thinking say na waste or some other excuse , that shi makes life more comfortable

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Great people support man utd.

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

No matter how hard they try to hide it, you can always see the tackiness in their so-called display of wealth. The ‘Nigerian elite’—whatever the fuck that means these days—is an interesting group, and I say this with every ounce of disrespect.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Bro if u leave ‘hard man’ small, do some kyn things babes de do, you go realize say e lowkey sweet.

Dem don run you bubble bath before? with scented oils & flowers, use cucumber massage your eyes, con wear u soft bathroom robe after. You go just de purr like cat😂

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

There is no woman you cannot impress with money.

[cassie🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

The best advice I heard from a stranger was this: give luck more opportunities to bump into you. Leave the house, take a different road, travel, say yes to new experiences. The more you do, the more life surprises you in the best ways.

[Black @BlackLilith_25]

I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun
The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come
And I'ma remain a soldier 'til the war is won

[🎀 @16lee_]

prem football coming back and the streets (me) are saying manchester united are winning the league

[• @Al__Quraan]

Whenever your heart truly wants something to happen, whisper this:

اللهمَّ خيرًا في كلِّ أمرٍ أنتظِرُهُ

Allahumma khairan fī kulli amrin antaziruh.

“O Allah, grant me goodness in everything that I am waiting for.”