Maria Castellanos

Just here for da vibes. 🤙🏼

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[TIM HERNÁNDEZ @_timhernandez]

The Trump taxes thing upsets me because there are UNDOCUMENTED, IMMIGRANT workers who pay MORE in TAXES for services they CAN’T USE (healthcare, welfare, etc) than a xenophobic PRESIDENT who was elected by Americans who believe that immigrants are the ones who don’t pay taxes.

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

Just bought the bougiest thing ever.

Caved in and bought the NYT Games subscription for myself. 😅 🙃

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

I knew this would happen... 💔
My maternity leave ended last week and I just ruined my Wordle streak. 🫠😫 So much for nothing. 🥲

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

3 girls have been charged with felony gang assault after they tried to jump a 16-year-old pizza worker— who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter

The main girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone.

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

@Sports_Musik @netflix Altered Carbon!

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

My 6yo while watching the Packers play yesterday.

"Did football exist when you were in the nineteens?"

Me in my head- wtf is nineteens?! And what a jerk, im not that old.

🙄🫠🙃

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would ban Tylenol and not guns?

US, of course.

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

Um. Ok @1035KISSFM Throwing real "throwbacks" this early in the morning and jamming out on my way to work. It was nice to reminisce the good ol' college days. 🥲

[BlackSabbath @BlackSabbath]

Ozzy Forever!

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

I love my job. I really do. No matter how chaotic, stressful it gets I love it. But the thing I probably hate doing the most are performance reviews. 🙄

[RDOT @RADELORTIZ]

How many of yall never saw the full video? 🤣🤣🤣

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

@the_mikeyp21 But also, how crazy of a timing, eh.

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

@the_mikeyp21 🥹

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

@the_mikeyp21 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

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[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[Daniel Gorman @DanielGorman20]

Going to be very funny to be the dad who doesn’t really care if his kids smoke or try out alcohol but really puts his foot down if he catches them using AI instead of doing their own reading & writing

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Another day of not knowing if the weather app means 60° in a 40° way or 60° in an 80° way

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

As Trump shuts down the suicide hotline, Canada has broadcasted their national hotline which now has a toll-free American version: 1-877-330-6366

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

@RiotFest @Weezer

[Maria Castellanos @iPandaMasha]

The worst thing of having kids HAS to be the moment they start saying words clearer. 💔 JUST STOP GROWING. Keep calling chips, bips. Keep calling conchas, bompas. Keep calling yourself, nana!! 😫😭