秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama

Scared of (glass) lightbulbs | Pluto = planet | Filthy Weeb | Slowly learning 日本語 | 日本語が下手でごめんね

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Hello ma'am do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Lightning McQueen? Star of several feature films such as Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Planes: Fire and Rescue, Finding Dory, Toy Story 3, Coco and Ralph breaks the internet?

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

@JNavok Eurogamer is owned by IGN. Make of that what you will.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Nintendo, if you do a Majora's Mask remake, I am BEGGING you: makes Keese attack faster. I'm sick of standing there for 20 minutes waiting for them to swoop.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

His 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

[Variety @Variety]

Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' https://t.co/TgwiYU9eR6

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Account sharing sections in game ToS agreements are going to get WILD.

[Wumpus Central @WumpusCentral]

Discord is working on a "Pass the Controller" feature that allows viewers to take control over a streamed game.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Unless you want to potentially risk your entire account, you should probably avoid using unofficial Discord clients.

[Swiftcord @swiftcordapp]

Discord and Swiftcord on 2 iPhones!

Get it now from the app store: https://t.co/tON6DD2Jtr :P

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Everybody fucking hates you my guy.

[Ethan Clouser @ethanclouser0]

We have a rule in our company where everyone must respond to clients within 60 seconds.

Occasionally, I will test the team to make sure they are following the rule. Yesterday, I tried it. Everyone responded within 3 seconds.

I told my sister and she said it’s a toxic workplace (sorry sis), but imo, it’s one of the core reasons everyone we work with raves about the service.

Most of our customers are startups. They expect speed, 9/9/6 work hours, and a mindset where everything is P0 because the growth of the startup depends on it.

If they are going to work with an agency, they need a partner who shares these characteristics.

So if you live online and are able to respond within 60 seconds, we want to hire you!

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

The game is 25GB, of course it's on a 32GB card. Can't really be on a 16GB one, can it?

[David Gibson @gibbogame]

Megachips: Zelda Ocarina of Time game memory card is 32GB

Megachips confirmed the Zelda: Ocarina of Time game memory card is 32GB capacity, is not a low-cost product, and said they "have expectations" for sales of the title.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

@wariocolosseum It won't.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Why the fuck would I want a DRONE flying around INSIDE my fucking house?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Amazon’s Ring announces new robots:

• Ring Drone Cam — an indoor flying security camera
• Ring Rover Cam — a patrolling security robot

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Well, I hope you're better at push ups than you are maths.

[Fear the Phantom (game in bio) @Phantom_TheGame]

10 push ups a day for a week is 70 push ups. Do that for a month (70*30 = 2100), and do that for a year (2100*365=766500)

$10 per push up, so $7,665,000 in a year.

Yeah, I'm taking the $10 per push up.

[有鱼 @0xyouyu]

所有处男都听好了：第一次干逼前，必须自己先偷偷撸一发。别装纯，别硬着那根没开过苞的鸡巴直接往上冲。你那玩意儿一碰到湿软热乎的逼口，龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉，穴里黏腻的水裹上来的瞬间就够你炸精。插不到十下，精液已经往外喷，她逼还在夹、还在吸，你鸡巴软成面条往外滑，丢人到姥姥家。

真开干前半小时，把自己关进厕所或锁门房间。裤子一扒，握住又粗又烫的鸡巴，往狠了撸。攥紧根部从下往上撸到龟头，包皮扒干净，露出最嫩那圈冠状沟，拇指死搓马眼，捏着沟棱来回磨，搓得发亮发红、铃口渗出清液。另一只手托着蛋轻轻拽，根部发胀。

一边撸一边把等会儿那张逼想清楚：阴唇被你顶开，肉缝分开，龟头挤进去时穴口撑得发白，整根埋进又紧又滑的肉洞，穴肉一层层裹上来咬住柱身，吸得腰眼发麻；抽的时候带出黏丝，顶的时候龟头撞上子宫口，啪啪水声满屋都是。她喘、她夹、她腿盘你腰——你自己先在脑子里操一轮。

节奏自己摸清：快的时候整根狠抽，慢的时候只拿龟头在穴口想象里深顶，感受精液怎么从蛋里往上涌、顶着尿道要喷。射的时候别忍，对着纸巾或空气狠狠射出来，看着白浆从马眼一股股喷，溅在小腹上，记住那股从尾椎炸开、蛋蛋收缩、腿根发软的感觉。年轻鸡巴一天射几发都正常，别扯一天不能射那么多次。

提前射过一发，敏感度降下来，真进去才能硬得久。到时候那逼又热又紧，湿得直流，鸡巴被穴肉死死咬住，进进出出带黏液，顶到最深龟头抵着宫颈，穴壁一阵阵痉挛夹你。你要是没提前撸，光是龟头刚挤进那圈嫩肉就射在子宫口，人软成泥，她还抬着屁股等第二下。提前射一发，你才能抓住节奏：顶深一点，抽狠一点，把她干到腿软、逼口抽搐、淫水喷你鸡巴和小腹上——而不是自己先丢人射完趴那儿喘气。

就这么简单。处男第一次就该先把自己那根撸熟、撸射、撸钝一点，再去真刀真枪干。别他妈矫情。

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

They never said it was going to be anything but. All of their marketing has been 30 FPS.
It being 60+ was an assumption that YOU made.

[Em @E4xtream]

So... as far as I know, you cannot refund this game after beginning the pre-download. Can someone confirm?

Because it's mighty suspicious that they tell us it's only 30 frames after letting you begin the download...

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

@afropovic Using HTTPS here is actually pointless overhead. You're downloading an encrypted file, not accessing your bank account.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Modern day Mojang loves doing this shit. Add something new and then make it completely irrelevant a couple updates later.

[harri @harristic_]

why? provide a reason. why would you make a change so obviously bad and not explain it? youre allowed to elaborate in changelogs, why dont you do it?

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

@ryujitakasun If someone won't watch you because you have a romantic partner then you don't want them watching you in the first place. Shit's weird.

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

I heard countless nightmare stories about the water temple but I actually ended up doing it today and it wasn't that bad?

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

the bane of every millennial's existence begins now

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

Genuinely can't wait for GTA 6 to release because that means we have another 2 weeks tops before we never hear about it again.

[trash jones @jzux]

the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around

[秋山 🍂⛰️ Akiyama @iPeer]

This is 100% one of those things they kept in the bag as a "just-in-case" update, just so they had something to push when/if they needed to.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Nintendo Switch 2 FW Ver. 23.5.0 released

-Added support for an upcoming feature to allow gifting of Nintendo eShop products to a Nintendo Account family group member (feature coming Nov 17)

https://t.co/kovWJEYRmj