ATTN: ANYONE WITH NO HEATING OR POWER CURRENTLY
I know it's cold, I have some tips for you, thanks to having been through this before, many times. 🧵
Please RT the thread if you know anyone without power currently! 🖤
“Listen up. Warner says the tox report came back positive for trace amounts of soy sauce and Gorilla Glue. Word on the street is it’s a nootropic from the dark web called “Kabuki Sunrise”. They caught him down off Prince & Thompson doing burpees begging pigeons for their elbows.”