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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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@girlnotes kindly ff back

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@WhennBoys kindly ff back.

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.

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I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last.

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@iRelateWords kindly ff back.

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@damgirlquotes kindly ff back.

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@CraveMyThoughts kindly ff back.

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@AdmireMyQuote kindly ff back.

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.

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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

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I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.