Rory⚡️

[Wafty Crank @WaftyCrank]

Been looking at the world cup kick off times for the home nations, and it appears that England kick off at:
9pm v Croatia
9pm v Ghana
10pm v Panama

Scotland kick off at:
11pm v Haiti
2am v Morocco
11pm, 1105pm, 1122pm, 1219am, 1233am and 1236am v Brazil.

[adam @cubxrsi]

William the Conquerer before the battle of hastings

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs 🚀📈💰

[m 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @talktonightafc]

indy right now in marc guehi’s hotel room apparently

[OnYerHead.App - Football Trivia Game @onyerheadapp]

"Those chickens eh? They just keep on pecking away"

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

watching my short friend get taken by a hawk

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[Chess.com @chesscom]

An important update.

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Just threw some spinach in my stir fry

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What’s next!? Prime Day 😎👑🔥 July 8-11 @amazon #ad

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Gary Neville before Gary Neville after
his morning Huel his morning Huel

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

The CIA is putting chemicals in Guinness to make me want to drink it every weekend

[FPL_AntiX ☘️ @soilcreeep]

JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

The one language @alexaljoe can't speak 😂

#UCLonPrime | @alanshearer

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Met a billionaire for breakfast

I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk

He ordered a 32 egg omelette

I gasped

The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal

He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card

I asked why he got such an expensive meal

"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.

He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.

The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed

Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door...

Billionaires operate on a different level

[big duntles @biglunty]

every time i hear homer hit that note at 32 seconds it makes me feel genuinely emotional