Parenting small children gets you a daily ticket to the “is it poop, play dough or chocolate?” game where you get the chance to guess what’s on the floor in multiple locations in your home.
@macey_rob I had this same conversation today. Variants and all that. We have entered into a hyper measurement world where we expect guarantees on things that cannot be controlled. I followed the rules. I wore a mask and did my part. Time to take it off and get on with life.