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[Sora 希 @SoraOreki]

Je poucave : j'ne suis qu'un weeb de merde quand mon petit frere est né j'ai reproduis l'illustration de Perigius et Saladin🤍😭

[Kurosai 黒才 @KurosaiSenpai]

Actually, the most unrealistic part about this show is how they can find moments of joy. Then I have to stop and remember that I live in America and am projecting my misery onto a cartoon.

[Lucius Seneca @TheLuciusSeneca]

Recordatorio que los fans de MT aman tanto la serie que consiguieron a la Orquesta de Budapest (una de las mejores de Europa) para hacer musica para MT.

[𖤓 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𖤓 @Lionspectre]

A man can literally kill himself, and women will see it as an attack on them personally.

[Fantasy Parliament @FtsyParliament]

Insane cheeseburger arbitrage opportunities available at Barcelona airport rn

[KazuyaProta @KazuyaProta]

"does he sees me like a human being"
Girl that you yourself developed a madonna-whore complex its not his fault, by your own accord he clearly cares for you as a person and not only as a sexual being, but also does see you as a sexual being because you are cute

[Makharoni @makhaccino]

I miss when you just liked Loli and made pedobear/fbi open up jokes now I have to open this app to wokeasaurus cunny rex vs chudloligroyperhitlerapist fighting to see who’s the bigger retard

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[dani @AttainerOf]

phone battery died seconds after i finished jerking off

[Daifuku🍓 @daifuku381]

Ghost in the Shell (1995) feels like someone massaging your prostate for an hour and then you finish when the major rips her arm off, while The Ghost in the Shell (2026) feels like you're receiving the sloppiest, slurpiest blowjob for the entire 24min episode send tweet

[chud domain crossing @zuckerbinjain]

going over to your Singaporean hinge date's apartment and she shows you the dungeon where they keep their maid after recommending you read bell hooks to work on your internalised misogyny

[Supoko @Kaorumitsurugi]

THEY ARE CALLED HAIR VENTS
IT IS AN OJOU-SAMA LAUGH
THE OLDER HOT GIRL IS AN ONEE-SAN
SHO-TA LO-LI
IT IS NOT AN ANTENNA IT IS A AHOGE
WAIFU HUSBANDO
BITCHY GIRL IS TSUNDERE
WEABOO
ITS NOT TWINK ITS BISHONEN
saying tomboy is fine we’re fine with that one
DOUJINSHI
GET IT RIGHT

[■■■🐈‍⬛ @lostfromsleep]

"I'm not watching mushoku tensei for rudeus but the story"

"Paul doesn't love zenith"

"Eris gets an episode to herself but still thinks about Rudeus lmfao"

"Rudeus adapts to his new world just like a bitch of this world, rather than doing anything serious to change it"

[casa 🌙🌐 @punished_casa]

putin is such a pain to negotiate they turn a guy surrounded with russophiles into this

[cat @a_musingcat]

a vc told me startups keep raising because talent is expensive so i asked why talent is expensive and he said everyone has to pay $4,000 rent to live near the office so i asked what happens when rents go up again and he said the startups have to raise another round so i said it sounds like he’s feeding his capital to SF landlords and then he started crying

[🐍 Ƥşץ𝕔𝔥𝕠pomp_Đ𝔦o̷͝ηуรǗ丂 ඏ @Read_Acted]

“My final lesson to you, young Padawan.”

[Shin-iti 真一💃 @autopilotgod]

I wish his fanbase would learn one thing or two with him...

Tappei, Creator of Re:Zero is wholesome AF...

[みのあ @Tarara_kimo]

親父がエロゲーマーで成人した時に親父のやってたエロゲをシャンクスみたいに渡されたことあったけど、いざプレイしたらエロシーン直前のセーブデータばっかで普通にきしょかった

[Kittycel @Kittycel66]

Are you going into the kuomintang door or the ottoman empire door