Rear Admiral Honk

This is my “healthy” ranting outlet

[Rear Admiral Honk @iSadPirate]

Mitch Keller is a domestic terrorist. Reported to local authorities #Pirates #OMG #BenchWarmer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[ivan c @yungic_]

looking at the craft beer menu knowing we’re about to order a bucket of coors

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

BRYAN REYNOLDS. BALLGAME.

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me turning on my $25 ice spice air fryer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[Rear Admiral Honk @iSadPirate]

ED #Honk

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

signs your body is rejecting the person you're with ??

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Red Lobster the Unlimited?”

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

one for the history books in my household

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.”

I checked the monitoring tool.

His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in.

I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.”

Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident.

Asked him for screenshots of the problem.

He sent a photo of a black screen.

I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.”

At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script.

He plugged it in.

Laptop turned on.

I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.”

The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail.

For “trend analysis.”

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Been running an experiment at Chick-fil-A for about two years now.

Every time I go through the drive-thru I say thank you as many times as possible to force them to say my pleasure.

Current record is 17.

They know what I'm doing.

I know what I am doing.

They can't stop.

The training is too strong.

My wife asked me to stop.

I told her this is how you stress test operational training.

She did not respond.

My analyst rides in the back seat with a counter to keep a proper tally.

Sent from my iPhone

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Which Outlook?

Asking for a friend.

Get Outlook for iOS

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

This Pirate-themed edit from the Apple TV broadcast goes RIDICULOUSLY HARD

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RT for your chance to win this @NewEraCap City Connect snapback! 🧢

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

94 SECONDS OF PURE BUCCO BASEBALL. 🙂‍↕️

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

𝙒𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙊𝙇𝘿.

[Britsky @TBrit90]

US forces preparing to invade Iran.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️