☆ I Speak Fun ☆

Let me lose my mind. Follow me and relate my tweets. Contact: [email protected]

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I hate when people lie to me. But what pisses me off the most is when people think I'm dumb enough to believe it.

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Me every second of everyday: "I'm hungry."

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What if marijuana cures cancer. But the government makes it illegal for population control.

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Women: "What do we want?!" "We don't know!" "When do we want it?!" "Now!"

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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.

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Mondays seem to go by in microwave minutes.

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Christmas is so close, I can almost smell the mistletoe I'm not going to be kissed under.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Friend request are great, but who the f*ck are you?

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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes...

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China: 1.2 billion people, 50 last names.

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Girl: "I'm over him." Him: "Hey!" Girl: "Nevermind."

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Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up'

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Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney’s fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy’s fault.

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Those girls who think every guy wants them... No.

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Do you know what the square root of 69 is? - Ate something.

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"No, really, I'm in Maroon 5." - Every guy in Maroon 5 except Adam Levine

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Don't let good sex confuse you & make you think you're in love.

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If guns don't kill people, people do. Then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast.

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Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention.

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Aw that's such a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?