My 14 yo daughter and her friends just described millennials to me:
“Twitter, coffee, and depression while they live in a one bedroom apartment with fourteen roommates.”
I asked them not to do Gen X for my own mental health.
My grandma stays home all day and does what she can to make her day go by. I told her she should sell these and she said no one would buy them bc she just started learning how to make them! I told her I know a looot of people would buy it so twitter do ya thang pls! 😅
My senior year of high school my teacher laughed at me when I told him I was going to be a lawyer. Today I was accepted to law school with a $15,000 scholarship, so I emailed him.
I WAS FACETIMING THIS BOY WHILE I WAS AT THE STORE.. I GOT IN LINE TO PAY FOR MY STUFF.. IM LIKE "IMA PUT U IN MY POCKET TIL IM DONE".. HE LIKE OK 🙂.. SOON AS I PUT THE PHONE IN MY POCKET DUDE STARTED SCREAMIN "🗣AHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! AHHHHHH!!!"... BRO😂
Balazos:
Shot glass + tequila + squirt + lime + pinch of salt.
Grab a few napkins, fold it into square, cover the glass & SLAM it onto the table.
The mixture fizzes up & you must down that bitch instantly.
Created in my hometown of La Concha Pedorra.
*CAUTION* You will get FU!
Y’all this is my brother, one of the hardest mf I know but he LOVES his baby girl. I know you don’t praise a fish for swimming, but he’s such a good dad. I’m tearing up 🥺🙃