David Simeon

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

Yourba people love their language so much that they almost always have to marry themselves..

Marrying a Non-Yoruba person seems like a taboo.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@iamdanzor_ "oh, let me tweet this, so the ladies will love me". 🤡 🤡

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@khanofkhans11_ iPhones hate mobile data. They are built for wifi.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

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@Lionessincrisis You just dey cross your boundaries 😂. If Lion see this your tweet nkor?

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@itz_taser LET THIS BE THE LAST TIME!!!!

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@iamasoothsayer @SzAgboluaje Omor, I no believe this thing

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@ThapeloBanda2 @Callunc You didn't finish.. so what does it represent?

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@son_of_uki Who's the girl on the third frame, Uche Montana?

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

Hello my name is Bola, I live in Ikorodu,

Nigerian Ladies: Ikorodu is too far from Ketu. I can't see you.

Hello my name is Benson, I live in Quebec Canada

Nigerian Ladies: distance isn't a barrier.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

A Baby Goliath.

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

How do they expel you from crèche for beating other babies??😭😭😭

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

Being born into wealth is one of the strongest predictors of future success. stronger than intelligence, education or hard work.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

The worldwide success of Taylor swift as a singer remains a mystery to me.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

If we calculated the cost of your wigs, what else would it buy?

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

Never seen a tall Granny.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@_ola_of_jos Good morning bruh 🌞

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@_ola_of_jos Sapa management bruh 😭

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

If you lie down for tiles with your belle, hungry no go quick worry you 💔

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

@asher_kine @jvst_john They're always single.

[David Simeon @iTheBallGuy]

Crazy how God gave you freewill and a free mind to think, but you chose to follow the crowd in thought?