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This is my bio. Enjoy it. #SwagOut

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Only a true friend can see the real pain behind the fake smile.

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Teacher: "I'm gonna call ur mom!" Elementary: NO! I'll stop! Middle School:uh whatever *worries in head* High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!

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Oh, you hate me? That's funny, because I never did anything wrong to you.

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boy: can i have a blackberry
mum: no it is to expensive
boy: oh so now u can’t even afford a fruit
mum: oh

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"We're gonna stay up all night!" "Heck yeah!" *2hours later* "Dude, I'm tired"

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Disney Channel auditions: "Can you sing or act?" "Uh, no." "Perfect! You got the job"

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My Mom always said,
"If you dont have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"
& People wonder why im so quiet.

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"Hey Mom?" .. "WHAT?!" "..... Never mind you're in a bad mood... "

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@ispeakquote Followback?:)

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@weRteeens Followback?

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*Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.

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You caught me staring, but I caught you staring back. ♡

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"Aw, what a cute dog!" *walks closer* "BARK BARK
BARK..." "Well f*ck you too then you
ugly sh*t!"

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The prettiest thing any girl can wear is her smile.

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That awkward moment when your bestfriend goes out with your ex...

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"You ask!" "No, you ask!" "please just ask?" "Why can't you do it?" "Fine... Excuse me, Can we have some ketchup?"

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Saying "let's be friends" at the end of a relationship is like your kidnapper poking his head out the window of a cop car & saying "call me"

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"SO THIS BITCH..." ◄--- The start of an amazing story.

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A BEST friend scolds you like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother & loves you more than a lover.♥

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That one fake cough to get your friends attention.