Winnie The Pooh♥

Follow me & You'll be taken to Hogwarts♥
I quote swag & nothing but it(:
Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust'♥ TWITCON & BG are from weheartit.com they are NOT me.

[Winnie The Pooh♥ @iThinkLikeThat_]

Silly hairdresser;
Always puts my superman cape on
[Backwards]
♥
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[Winnie The Pooh♥ @iThinkLikeThat_]

7 year olds today; Laptop, Android, Facebook, IPod, Boyfriend/girlfriend.
When I was 7 I played with Pokemon cards & Jump Rope. #iTLT_

[Winnie The Pooh♥ @iThinkLikeThat_]

I'm G R E A T in bed.
I can do it for H O U R S.
That's right.
S L E E P
♥
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Teacher: Imagine you were in a world of dinosaurs about to eat you. What would you do?

Student: Easy, stop imagining. ♥

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Have you ever just stopped to think;
There could be a Chameleon next to you.
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For everyones information;
I do have Friends.
All 1 0 s e a s o n s of it;
Actually.
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My sister married a Chinese billionaire;
Cha Ching
♥
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Don't f l a t t e r yourself;
I accepted your friend request;
Not your marriage proposal.
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So me and my phone are playing Hide-N-Seek.
This bitch is good. ♥
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I'm not trying to be a badass or anything; but I'm going to plank in my bed for 8 hours tonight. ♥
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"Final Destination 5"
Well, someone obviously doesn't understand the definition of "F I N A L"
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I always peek out of my 3D glasses;
Just to see the difference. ♥
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WOOP WOOP HOME ALONE;
EXPECTAION: PARTAY!(:
REALITY: Peeing with the door open; eating everything; & sitting on the Internet.
#iTLT_

[Winnie The Pooh♥ @iThinkLikeThat_]

[WHO ELSE]
H A T E S
it when;
Your laying sideways
&;
Your screen turns s i d e w a y s .
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&
[Who else]
remembers the 3 eyed monkey from Nickelodeon that said
"Hi , i'm p a u l "
?
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Teenage girl with
attention span of a rock
+
Socks
+
Hardwood Floor
=
Hours of
entertainment
♥

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[Winnie The Pooh♥ @iThinkLikeThat_]

A glass of soda:

[ 80% fizz. ]

20% SODA. ♥

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iMac + iPod + iPhone +iPad = iBroke ♥ #iThinkLikeThat_

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I don't care how hot it is;; I'm going to wear a blanket so nothing attacks me. ♥ #iThinkLikeThat_